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Ice the Slice 

When a man pulls out during intercourse and ejaculates on the lips of the vagina. The act is evocative of putting icing on a slice of cake.
During a rigorous bout of fucking, Alison begged Andrew to pull out and ice her slice.

Dude, I can't wait to ice the slice tonight.
Ice the Slice by MTHV January 24, 2010

The Council of the Slice 

A group of HORNEY midgets obsessed with furry fanfiction.
With how your acting I wouldn't dout that your part of the council of the slice.

what's the slice 

what's the slice home-swizzle?

The McCluskey Slice 

Named after 21st Century sandwich visionary Jarrod Douglas McCluskey. (7/11/1985 - Present.)
A method of cutting any square/rectangular shaped sandwich - be it toasted or fresh - into two deliberately unequal portions. Starting from ABOVE one corner, move the knife across the bread towards just BELOW the opposing corner, the slicer must exercise full caution to ensure the creation of two delicious triangles; One acute, and one obtuse.

The purpose of the McCluskey Slice is so that the consumer can first enjoy the smaller (acute) triangle, while feeling safe in the knowledge that He/She still has the larger (obtuse) triangle left to devour.
You better cut that mother fucken' sandwich using the McCluskey Slice.

This one time, my Ex-Mother cut my sandwich into to perfectly equal triangles . . .

Slice The Dimples

To "slice the dimples" is to enjoy a round of golf.
"Yo...Sammy...what say we go out and slice the dimples this Saturday?"

The Ninth Slice 

When considering a pizza, 8 slices is the standard and correct amount to have in any normal situation. An additional ninth slice may not seem to cause any problems but is detrimental to the pizza as a whole. There is no place in the box for this ninth slice to fit, and it simply bothers the other 8 slices. Even after throwing this ninth slice away, it always attempts to make its way back to the box despite the fact that it is clearly unwanted and inferior to the other slices.
Dave: Looks like they gave us nine slices of pizza.
H: I’ll take the ninth slice.
Sheen: Oh I bet you would.