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the slart by dayhaspants July 27, 2022
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The Shart Rule
This is a nationally recognized rule that all persons are allowed two sharts a year without receiving any slander. Once an individual reaches the age of 50, one shart is added to their yearly limit(3 total sharts). Once this individual hits 70 they awarded unlimited sharts. If said person exceeds the shart limit they are then subject to slander. If said individual does not reach the quota, there are no rollover sharts.
“Did you hear that Ryan broke the shart rule? That’s 2 years in a row!”
“I just sharted myself , only one more until I have surpassed the shart rule.”
“I just sharted myself , only one more until I have surpassed the shart rule.”
The Shart Rule by Bowel movements of America July 13, 2021
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jumped the shart
It's like jumping the shark but worse. Not only does the show now suck but it's sticky and smells like shit. Not to mention it ruined a pair of good shorts.
Diff'rent Strokes was great until they introduced that annoying little redheaded kid. Now that show is shit - it defintely "jumped the shart".
jumped the shart by shartilingus March 29, 2009
Fart before the shart
The fart starts out somewhat normal then becomes louder and more choppy like a sprinkler. The smell slowly starts to linger before the rest of the air has been pushed. As the end of this fart nears it will become louder and more bass Like, making a thump. The last whisper out of the sphincter will sound wet and feel almost pasty like peanut butter. Once its over the little poop particles in the air hit your nostrils and stings your sniffer. at this time you need to make your way to a shitter cuz whats next is a mixter of air and wet poop. The shart!
All of the sudden the room filled with a pungent stink as nate ran through the room to the bathroom. Everyone knew he just experienced the ol fart before the shart!
Fart before the shart by Franz2 September 3, 2011
land of the shart
A mocking and derogatory term for the United States of America, used by European users of 4chan's /pol/ and /int/ boards, often used to mock the "shit" opinions of American posters.
The term comes from a series of webms of Americans sharting (farting then shitting) in public places.
The term comes from a series of webms of Americans sharting (farting then shitting) in public places.
American: *posts some shit about interracial sex* (Mutt's Law)
European: Ah, the land of the shart. *posts a webm of an American sharting in a grocery store*
European: Ah, the land of the shart. *posts a webm of an American sharting in a grocery store*
land of the shart by TopNavySeal August 19, 2021
aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car
a name
for the shart
For the shart basically means the same as "for the suck", or "that sucks", however the imagry that goes along with the term "shart" adds insult to injury to make it a more effecient term to describe something unwanted, or a bad experience.
example 1---
brandon: OMG i totally tried to fart but pooped my pants at work the other day
me: dude, thats for the shart, literally.
example two---
brandon: dude, that movie was pretty bad, except for the scene with tubgirl
me: yea, it was for the shart...for sure!
brandon: OMG i totally tried to fart but pooped my pants at work the other day
me: dude, thats for the shart, literally.
example two---
brandon: dude, that movie was pretty bad, except for the scene with tubgirl
me: yea, it was for the shart...for sure!
for the shart by arshart November 7, 2007