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The Seventh Seal 

A swedish film by Ingar Bergman in which a night returning from the crusades challenges death to a game of chess.
You:The Seventh Seal is one of my favorite Ingar Bergman films.

Your Brother: Its the only one you've seen. You just say that because you think it makes you sound smart.

You: Yeah, well go fuck yourself!

The Seventh Tower 

An awesome six book fantasy series by Australian author Garth Nix. The books feature two teenagers from very different worlds: Tal, from the Castle, who's trying to cure his sick mother, and rescue his kidnapped brother, and Milla, an Icecarl from the frozen wastelands, who aspires to be a Shield Maiden, but must first help Tal in his quest. Together, this radically different duo encounters giant spiders, talking lizards, travel to another dimension, narrowly avoid being squashed by a levitating mountain, and fight a giant, evil dragon inside a tornado!!! It is an awesome series, even better than Harry Potter. I really wish there was more than six books....
Homie: "Like, what book series would you like to see get made next, now that The Hunger Games are done?"

Me: "OMG, definitely The Seventh Tower!!! Those books were such a big part of my childhood, and I'd love to see them brought to life!!!"

The seventh letter of the alphabet 

the seventh gym leader of sinnoh 

Person 1: "Who's the seventh gym leader of sinnoh"
Person 2: "Candice"
Person 1: "Candice dick fit in your mouth"
Person 2: "Fuck you"

The seventh option 

« The seventh option » is what you call a guy that is so cute that he himself could be one of the 7 world wonders.
Mary: Hey, don’t you think that guy in the first year is cute!

Matthew: Bro… he could be the seventh option for me.
The seventh option by matthraquis January 2, 2023

The Seventh Planet 

Uranus (often pronounced your anus, though sometimes pronounced Urineus or Urinus).
I thought my anus was the seventh planet, but it’s your anus, I mean Uranus.
The Seventh Planet by gregben September 13, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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