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the scroinkler 

The scroinkler is an incredible beast, often defined by it's cross-eyed stare. It has been described as scrongly, scroinkly, and squimshed. It is legally required to like the lil man.
Hey, have you heard of the scroinkler?

"No.."

Die.
the scroinkler by petetheman23 April 5, 2022
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The Sprinkler 

A dance that utilizes multiple parts of your body. You take your left or right hand and put it on the back of you head with your elbow sticking out on the side. Then take your other arm, stick it straight out and move it up and down. Oscillate your entire body quickly. This is The Sprinkler. Very funny, fun, and amusing to watch or do, especially when chanting, "Do the sprinkler, do the sprinkler..."
Kid 1: Yo Steve was doing The Sprinkler at this party.

Kid 2: Word? Steve's a pimp.
The Sprinkler by Vin Fata November 17, 2004

The Sprinkler 

While recieving a blow job or masturbating, right when you reach the point of ejaculation you spin around in a circle while realeasing sperm and making a sprinkler sound effect. Looks like a sprinkler you would find in the front yard. It's better with a girl because it will bring her back to the child hood days when she ran through the sprinklers

Note: You must save up enough sperm to make a complete circle, may be a little challenging, but if you can do it, your the man.
After she finished blowing me, I washed her down with the sprinkler.

The Sprinkler 

so when a girl is giving oral to a guy the guy would bust his load in her mouth pull out his dick ( this has to be a big load causing her mouth and cheeks to be full) then you hit the cheeks causing her to spit it all out in a sprinkler like way
yo man so my girl was giving me oral then when i finished i did the Sprinkler
The Sprinkler by Tomahawk5000 December 10, 2010

THE SPRINKLER 

The act of masturbating two men at the same time to completion while on ones knees using alternating strokes.
that girl whipped out the sprinkler on jeff and i.
THE SPRINKLER by killa325i January 4, 2007

The Sprinkler 

When one rubs thier partners clit vigorously in a wax-on wax-off motion while they squirt - causing the projectile squirting to travel in a ffft-ffft-fffttt type of path.
My boyfriend gave me The Sprinkler last night and we had to change the sheets and repaint the walls

The Sprinkler 

When your in the middle or an Orgy and after you finish fucking some chick you gotta pee and they all get in a circle for your nut but you piss on them all in a circle imitating a Sprinkler
Guy 1: Thanks for the sex Linda!
Linda: np now you know the drill
Mariah: Yeah
Guy 1: *Does The Sprinkler*
The Sprinkler by Sir Daddy Dank January 31, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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