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the roadhouse 

smoking a cigarette naked in your backyard patio
Why are you naked?

I'm smoking a cigarette and it's nice out...I'm crazy for Swayze! The roadhouse dude
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The roundhouse raspberry 

A special type of punishment that inflicts agonizing pain. You take the scrotum of the male and you twist it as much as possible until it’s as red as a raspberry. Then have Chuck fucking Norris roundhouse kick the testicles and let the scrotum fly like a plane propeller.
Father... please... not the roundhouse raspberry. My testies are still sore from when you bit my scrotum off.

roundhouse tit to the face 

when an exotic dancer winds up and aggressively smacks a customer across his/her face with a massive tit. this maneuver can be delivered as a single blow or as a series of strikes. A roundhouse tit to the face is not to be confused with a motorboat, which is less aggressive.
Hey man did you see that guy over there? He just got punished with a double D roundhouse tit to the face!

roundhouse kick to the face 

a technique used by karate experts like Chuck Norris, Stephen Segal and Barry Gleeson to knock out anything that has a heartbeat
.....see that bouncer over there, I know if I had to I could go over there and roundhouse kick to the face!

do you want a roundhouse kick to the face

roundhouse kick in the throat 

its where you swing your leg around the whole house (or building) and kick whoevers getting on your nerves in the throat.

or it can just be used as a threat.
R:
"T-pain if you don't stop using auto-tune you gone get roundhouse kick in the throat"

T-pain: Ooh i cant beliieve it he, he, he, want to kick me, kick me na, na you cannot kick me, Nawww!

R: i thought i told you to stop using auto-tune!?
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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