The real shit

(n.) The re-al sh-it

An instance of true authenticity; An occuring event which leads an individual to believe that it is, in fact, real shit.

"Yo dog," J-Tizzle said, "you see me cap dat motha in da face?"
"Yeah dog," I replied, "that was the real shit..."

by Crustin December 28, 2005

The Real Shit

n. authentic, inspired, peerless, usu. in a creative endeavor. See also CKY.

Ginsburg is God

by Rosie February 11, 2004

mungus (the real shit)

when you dig up a dead woman and punch her in the stomach; the stuff that comes out of her poon is mungus.

Hey dude, I just ate some mungus

Yo dude, this dip looks like rotting mungus.

Man, sometimes I want to swim in a pool of mungus

by gurdon May 18, 2005

Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet

When a real ass nigga slide through the bathroom to take a big fat disgusting vile shit in the toilet.

“Who in the other stall? You talking to a Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet! 💯

by Lilniggafert November 15, 2020

The Real Shits

Getting extremely annoyed or angry with something, someone or circumstances.

My girl got the real shits after I fake chowed her!

by Big Kas August 18, 2011