The real shit

(n.) The re-al sh-it

An instance of true authenticity; An occuring event which leads an individual to believe that it is, in fact, real shit.

"Yo dog," J-Tizzle said, "you see me cap dat motha in da face?"
"Yeah dog," I replied, "that was the real shit..."

The real shit by Crustin December 28, 2005

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The Real Shit

n. authentic, inspired, peerless, usu. in a creative endeavor. See also CKY.

Ginsburg is God

The Real Shit by Rosie February 11, 2004

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mungus (the real shit)

when you dig up a dead woman and punch her in the stomach; the stuff that comes out of her poon is mungus.

Hey dude, I just ate some mungus

Yo dude, this dip looks like rotting mungus.

Man, sometimes I want to swim in a pool of mungus

mungus (the real shit) by gurdon May 18, 2005

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Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet

When a real ass nigga slide through the bathroom to take a big fat disgusting vile shit in the toilet.

“Who in the other stall? You talking to a Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet! 💯

Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet by Lilniggafert November 15, 2020

The Real Shits

Getting extremely annoyed or angry with something, someone or circumstances.

My girl got the real shits after I fake chowed her!

The Real Shits by Big Kas August 18, 2011

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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