The Ratchet

The rapid back and forth motion of toilet paper and butt cheeks.

Man, I the guy next to me on the can was performing the ratchet. I think I smelt burning paper!

by AZ1 Ratchet June 8, 2011

Buff the ratchet

Slang terminology for telling someone to suck your dick.

Construction foreman: " I need you to clean all the tools"
Me: "You can buff the ratchet"

by Ace boogies February 5, 2019

The Band Ratchet

An awesome banon that likes to twerk and watch DCI, sometimes at the same time. They worship Dean Patterson because he got that cake, and they like it when you got that cake too.

Do you know The Band Ratchet?
Yeah dude, they got that cake!

by Lol wut January 4, 2014

Ratchet up the Ass

1. Mass consumption of gas-causing foods in order to become more flatulent than another decidedly gassy individual within close proximity.

2. Threatening to consume gas-causing foods in order to become more flatulent.

1. After inhaling his roomate's farts for nearly an hour, Mike decided it was time to strike back. He rathcheted up the ass by devouring some jalepeno poppers and three large orders of Burger King onion rings.

2. Mike warned his roommate that if he didn't stop running into his room every five minutes and farting, he'd be forced to ratchet up the ass.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

I do it for the ratchets

A ratchet who thinks she is not one herself but indeed is, she usually hashtags this on social media sites, she thinks she is pretty and she's pretty for the ratchets but really is a ratchet with the weave of a rats nest ( see also ratchet

Na'queefa: oooo gurl i #doitfodaratchets so I do it for the ratchets all dayyyyy
Tiffiny: *16 year olf white girl voice* you can't do it for the ratchets if you are a ratchet

by Na'queefa123456789002030452384 November 21, 2013

day of the ratchets

October 31st aka Halloween. The night girls can wear whatever slutty costumes they want and it's acceptable. A bra booty shorts and cat ears makes you a cat on this day. The day women can let their inner ratchet out.

I love day of the ratchets. I can dress like a complete slut and the other girls can't judge me!

by Rykoknowsso December 31, 2015

The 3 ratcheteers

The 3 ratcheteers, are undoubtedly the 3 most trifling ass ratchet mofo's of them all....you and your 2 best friends..BITCH

Look who it is...The 3 ratcheteers!

by Bacita Mae Jenkins June 3, 2022