The Pee

Cunt who pishes himself. Can't handle a drink. The pee is usually a word to define a rapist. A person who can't talk to girls because of his wee portion. Takes it up the arse on occasion and looks like Shrek. Known as an all round bellend.

The Pee - Weapon that canny handle the bevy with a massive arse.

by Berlow November 12, 2013

The Pee-Noise Problem

1.) A constant feeling that the noise of one's pee stream hitting the water produces a less manly noise than those of his fellow bathroom guests...suggesting that he has an inadequate sized dong.

2.) A sign that your prostate may in fact be creeping its way up the weinershaft. If your pee-noise suddenly becomes less manly, talk to a doctor.

Man one: **loud and thunderious pee noise**
Man one's thoughts: Thank god I don't have the pee-noise problem

Man two: **high pitched pee noise"
Man two's thoughts: Does this mean I got a small dick? Maybe he just has a small dick hole... why do I have a small dick hole? Do small dick holes mean small dicks? HOW SMALL IS TOO SMALL FOR A HOLE TO BE THE SMALL HOLE OF A SMALL DICK!!?????

by SmallGlovesSmallSocks March 29, 2011

the pee pee game

a game in which you grab, touch, or hit your male friends genitalia

oh i got ya! i touched your pee pee! the more you touch other pee pee's you are the winner of the pee pee game!

by j ron April 5, 2008

the pee pee poo poo man

You won't be laughing when he kills you.

Brian: Bruh who's the pee pee poo poo man lmao
Dave: Brian you idiot! you've doomed us all!

by 23dogeman23 May 24, 2020

Tossing the Pee-Pee Salad

The act of tossing one's salad while he/she is simultaneously having anal intercourse, thus getting a tongue-full of both penis and anus with every lick. This act requires at least 3 people to be performed properly, and very similar to ass to mouth.

"I'm willing to bet thatguidowill be tossing the pee-pee salad with his roommates when he gets home."

by CMDSEFEL March 31, 2009

Tossing the Pee-Pee Salad

The act of tossing one's salad while he/she is simultaneously having anal intercourse, thus getting a tongue-full of both penis and anus with every lick. This act requires at least 3 people to be performed properly, and is very similar to ass to mouth.

"I'm willing to bet thatguidowill be tossing the pee-pee salad with his roommates when he gets home."

by CMDSEFEL March 31, 2009

Fork in the Pee

The moment when a guy starts peeing, two (or more) paths of urine come out of a dude's penis, until finally rejoining into one path as a result of a urine elixer.

Guy: I had to pee so bad, but I had a fork in the pee and went on the floor.

by Stik E June 13, 2009