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the way of the pear
Phil: Hey look, Stew is getting in with that hot girl.
Peter: Oh no, I think those last 5 shots are kicking in.
Phil: Yeah, judging by the bitchslap that went the way of the pear
Peter: Oh no, I think those last 5 shots are kicking in.
Phil: Yeah, judging by the bitchslap that went the way of the pear
the way of the pear by Irish Phil October 5, 2009
Juicing the Pear
When a chick is lying on her back with her legs together straight into the air and all you can see facing her from behind is a perfect pear with a slit for sucking out the juices
Juicing the Pear by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007
tickling the pear
Euphemism for mastubation. Orginated in the Harry Potter fandom. It comes from the fact that to gain entrance into the school kitchens, one must tickle the pair on a painting of fruit guarding the entrance. Hermione Granger learns this when the Weasley twins let the secret slip.
Harry bit his lip, trying not to let a whimper escape as he tickled his pear, fantasizing desperately about Dobby the House-elf.
tickling the pear by some rabid fandom lurker March 24, 2005
Crushing the Pear
Crushing the Pear by MaroonBlanket August 30, 2016
What the pear
What the pear by jollierHD July 19, 2022
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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