the pear

a person who is extremely tiny on top, but has a ginormous lower area.

person 1: I met Jonathan for the first time while he was sitting. I thought he was a small dude. Then he stood up and I was like damn I now know where all the food went!!
person 2: I know man, he is the pear, I wonder when the last time he even saw his penis was!

by alimegz August 11, 2009

pear

The word you type after you looked up Apple on the urban dictionary

You people can't help looking for fruit slang

Pears are the perfect fruit

by Orman November 1, 2016

pear

THE MOST FUCKING COOL FRUIT EVER CREATED. ITS FUCKING GREEN, DONT TELL THAT AINT COOL ITS FUCKING GREEN LIKE SHREK AND HULK AND THEY ARE FUCKING BADASSES. NOT LIKE THAT PUSSY APPLE LIKE WHO EVEN LIKES APPLES AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED AND THE BANANAN IT IS SHAPED LIKE A FUCKING DICK.

Timmy: Look at that guy he is eating a pear, he must get so much fucking pussy

by Ifuckinglovepears November 27, 2018

pear

a female with no boobs and a huge butt.

Jenie is such a pear because she has no boobs but her butt is huge

by nielly March 9, 2007

Pear

Bare peckish (extremely peckish)
the feeling between peckishness and hunger.

person 1: " I'm peckish"
person 2: "mate i'm pear"
person 1: "you should sort that out, get ya self some rice."
person 2: "rad"

by Chloerosie August 1, 2011

The Pear

noun:

A tool utilized in Medieval Europe to punish those who commit sodomy, heracy, etc.

This pearshaped tool with spikes is inserted into one of said victim's orfices and via a screw is cranked open, causing severe internal mutilation.

At first the pear can be pleasureful...but not for long.

by Argonak April 12, 2008

pear

The number that comes between seven and eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, pear, eight, nine, ten!

by PolarPop June 7, 2012