alimegz's definitions

Cunt Flapper

A female who talks so much shit it comes outta both sets of lips!

Ex 1.Amy is such a cunt flapper, I'm finding things out about myself I never knew!!
Ex 2 Like the roaring 20's never went out of style, both sets of Amy's lips are going a mile a minute like the cunt flapper she is!

by alimegz September 15, 2010

Boobie Monster

A person with a rack so big, it's looks like there is a two-headed monster in their shirt.

Amy is such a boobie monster, for halloween she is going to draw faces on her tits and go as a three headed alien!!

by alimegz September 15, 2010

Bama Butt

A Bama Butt is someone who has an ass the size of Alabama!

Did you see that chick wearing those skinny jeans, she has a total "Bama Butt"!

by Alimegz August 19, 2009

Cuntawhoreasaurus

pretty much the biggest bitch you've ever met, but despite her bitchyness,she still finds randoms to sleep with her, also making her a giant slut.

person 1:Dude she is the biggest bitch I've ever met!!!
person 2: I know, I dont know how she got half the football to sleep with her in one night!!
person1: She is such a cuntawhoreasaurus, the only time she ever stops being a bitch is when there is a cock in her mouth!!!

by alimegz August 10, 2009

worblie

A person who is so mobidly obese, that they dont actually retain a shape. They are never one specific shape for more than a few seconds, because the fat is constantly juggling around.

Jonathan is so worblie that he has to wear a girdle to maintain a shape and to prevent his fat from leaking to his knees one second and hitting his chin the next

by alimegz August 10, 2009

the pear

a person who is extremely tiny on top, but has a ginormous lower area.

person 1: I met Jonathan for the first time while he was sitting. I thought he was a small dude. Then he stood up and I was like damn I now know where all the food went!!
person 2: I know man, he is the pear, I wonder when the last time he even saw his penis was!

by alimegz August 10, 2009

fupapottamus

An extremely large guy. His Fupa is usually so large that when he looks down he can't see his dick.

Jonathan is such a fupapottamus, he has to lift his gut to take a piss.

by alimegz July 13, 2009