the parker
when i was taking a midnight stroll through the park, i witnessed two homosexual individuals displaying what i believed to be "the parker"
the parker by Caleb Cox December 22, 2007
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The Parker E-Act Academy
The Parker E-Act Academy - home of roadmen, national treasure Millstreet, Russians and annoying year 7s.
The Parker has an army of official roadmen, if you spot one of these beware as they might push you or try and sell you lucazade, stay cautious!
In the schools' canteen you might find a rare breed of whores. However though there has been an influx of gamer girls and weebs.
Usually if the females are not hanging out in the canteen, they will be standing on corners asking each other if they shave their pussy.
There are also a lot "football kids" who think they're hard but really they are just wankers.
If you don't rob at least 5 chocolate bars a day from the local coop then you can't be classed as a parker kid.
If your child supports brexit and loves the Queen, send him here!!! The Parker is a proud, British only school. Absolutely NO foreigners.
EDIT: turns out there are polskis in the school
The Parker has an army of official roadmen, if you spot one of these beware as they might push you or try and sell you lucazade, stay cautious!
In the schools' canteen you might find a rare breed of whores. However though there has been an influx of gamer girls and weebs.
Usually if the females are not hanging out in the canteen, they will be standing on corners asking each other if they shave their pussy.
There are also a lot "football kids" who think they're hard but really they are just wankers.
If you don't rob at least 5 chocolate bars a day from the local coop then you can't be classed as a parker kid.
If your child supports brexit and loves the Queen, send him here!!! The Parker is a proud, British only school. Absolutely NO foreigners.
EDIT: turns out there are polskis in the school
Roadman 1:Yo bruv lemme sell you a chocolate bar ennit, where will we meet
Roadman 2: Yo bruv meet me in the parker e-act academy you feel me. Brexit means brexit, god save the queen
Roadman 2: Yo bruv meet me in the parker e-act academy you feel me. Brexit means brexit, god save the queen
The Parker E-Act Academy by Not some one from the parker February 13, 2019
The Parker Brothers
The Parker Brothers by LawnMowersAreREAL January 16, 2008
the parker sivertson
a high risk low reward trickshot done by pulling your pantyhose (underwear) below your buttocks, exposing your ass cheeks, and jumping and turning around onto someone so that your ass goes directly onto them (preferably the face) of the victim
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What the Parker
What the Parker by TheDramaticGirl May 3, 2016
parker the pickle
parker the pickle by Clap and a half October 3, 2017
the rosa parker
when you tell a woman to do something and she wont do it i.e. sitting in the back, you smack her around until she obeys
the rosa parker by yelsom8 March 15, 2008
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