The act of commiting sodomy to a homosexual (male) partner in a public park or parking lot
when i was taking a midnight stroll through the park, i witnessed two homosexual individuals displaying what i believed to be "the parker"
by Caleb Cox November 3, 2007
When a person relentlessly complains on social media about their local sports teams.
The Buffalo Bills lost again, everybody is "Parkering" on Facebook right now.
by Grumpy Cat Dan December 15, 2018
To get fucked over by a buddy / To only think of yourself and not others.
I totally got parkered on a car I bought. He told me everything was good and now I'm left with 1,500 in repairs.
Defined: you fuck over your friends to get ahead.
To bail on a scheduled event to "chill" with your gf/bf. Usually ending in intercourse in "undignified" places leaving traceable material behind and not returning to such scheduled events.
Parker: Hey Maggie just called she's about an hour away and wants me to go have McDonald's with her
Jason: You coming back?
Parker: Maybe
Dave: lets get high
Deniz: Parkers pulling "A Parker"
Marc: TAKE YOUR KEYS!
by Crooked08 February 13, 2008
Parker: Parker is cool, funny, athletic, and has a great personality! He is normally a very cute guy, and cares about another person's feelings. Since Parker is an athletic kind of guy, he often plays sports like football, soccer or maybe even basketball or baseball. He makes a great boyfriend and cares about his and only his girl! Don't mess with him or his girl! Parker's normally date girls of the opposite hair/eye color finding them more attractive! Most Parkers even date girls with specific names like Emily, Jessica, Madison, Sarah etc. Parker's also love to hang with their best guy friends and need some guy time every so often!
Girl 1: Dang, who is that cutie over at that lunch table?

Girl 2: Oh, that's Parker! I have history with him, he isn't the brightest, but he's really funny!
by NamePredictor01 July 23, 2013
That kid you thought was the plainest, most boring, most normal kid you'd ever seen until you started talking to him. When talked to, a Parker will magically transform into a wizard of strangeness that you slowly realize is a lot like you. Parkers have an innability to be assholes, and they are usually your introduction to the actual cool world. He's not one of those losers who say they're cool. He actually IS cool. And he lacks no self esteem, but he doesnt flaunt his coolness like the other guys do.Usually he keeps his real feelings a secret, but he's easy to figure out. A parker is, in a package, a crazily cool good friend.
"hey look it's parker!"
"HES SO MAGICAL"
by winslowswag March 1, 2015
Parkers are usualy amazing. They are aggressive, they are great in bed. They are amazing boyfriends. Parkers have a great sense of humor, they make you laugh and they have funny yet very cute facial expressions. Parkers will make you smile no matter what mood you are in they will make you one happy camper and they help you with any issues you have. Parkers are amazing people and are aggressive, if you know what i mean.
girl- dang im sore
girl 2- o it must be parker
girl- yah he is so aggressive
by sambina003 September 16, 2008