The Orphan

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The Orphan is an expert form of masturbation developed at the dormitory of Shasta College. It is rumored to be practiced by Tom Cruise and Lady Gaga.

It is an evolved form of the move "The Stranger" in which the arm stays underneath during the entirety of your performance.

Steps for performing The Orphan:
First, find a comfortable chair.
Second, reach your hand underneath your rear end until it becomes numb and you lose feeling, while still retaining motion,
Third, grab your penis between your legs.
Fourth, move your hand back and forth while continuing to squeeze firmly.
Fifth, do not remove your hand at any point in time.

Dan did not have anything to do on Friday night, so he tried to perfect the orphan...unfortunately, he used a belt sander.

The Orphan by The Hairy Scary Orphan Man November 21, 2009

Words you can keep

the orphan

A movie that will no doubt tank in the box office, this movie will suck so bad it will be released on VHS rather than DVD.

Wow, i cant believe dustin hoffman saw the orphan.

the orphan by sc00tert00ter July 25, 2009

Burping the Orphan

The act of male masturbation.

Yeah, I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I haven't been laid in a month, so am just burping the orphan.

Burping the Orphan by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012

Kill the Orphan

Means To Kill the rich People Who is Very Greedy In Life or to kill innocent Children

Kill the orphan Chad

Kill the Orphan by Hardrum April 2, 2022

Orphan the Balls

Ignoring the testicles when giving a blowjob.

Her BJs would be better if she didn't orphan the balls.

Orphan the Balls by aurora89 December 22, 2009

The Little Orphan Annie

You find a latino prostitute, so you will not have any issues with her calling you Daddy Warbucks. Make sure to have a red curly wig well hidden and a roll of dollar bills. You begin doing her doggystyle and put the wig on her head. You then finish in her mouth while she sings the song "Tomorrow" from the movie. You conclude by making it rain dollar bills on her.

Let's pick up that girl on the corner. Daddy Warbucks needs to give her the Little Orphan Annie.

The Little Orphan Annie by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 16, 2020

abandon an orphan in the woods

1. to take a poop

2. one of the best quotes from code monkeys on the G4 network

dude 1: man, i got to go abandon an orphan in the woods!

dude 2: dont for get to spray something you smell bastard!

abandon an orphan in the woods by Red Skull 10 December 17, 2009

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026