The Orphan is an expert form of masturbation developed at the dormitory of Shasta College. It is rumored to be practiced by Tom Cruise and Lady Gaga.
It is an evolved form of the move "The Stranger" in which the arm stays underneath during the entirety of your performance.
Steps for performing The Orphan:
First, find a comfortable chair.
Second, reach your hand underneath your rear end until it becomes numb and you lose feeling, while still retaining motion,
Third, grab your penis between your legs.
Fourth, move your hand back and forth while continuing to squeeze firmly.
Fifth, do not remove your hand at any point in time.
It is an evolved form of the move "The Stranger" in which the arm stays underneath during the entirety of your performance.
Steps for performing The Orphan:
First, find a comfortable chair.
Second, reach your hand underneath your rear end until it becomes numb and you lose feeling, while still retaining motion,
Third, grab your penis between your legs.
Fourth, move your hand back and forth while continuing to squeeze firmly.
Fifth, do not remove your hand at any point in time.
Dan did not have anything to do on Friday night, so he tried to perfect the orphan...unfortunately, he used a belt sander.
by The Hairy Scary Orphan Man November 21, 2009
by BiffTheGooseFucker March 08, 2021
Person A : Oh, why is he crying??
Person B : he's an orphan
Person A : Oh no!
*Puts half a cent in the orphan's cup
Person B : he's an orphan
Person A : Oh no!
*Puts half a cent in the orphan's cup
by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 19, 2022
by APersonDuhWhy YouWondering December 01, 2020
Somebody Bruce Wayne adopts
by deeznutsupyourmum September 10, 2021
by Goose2712 November 23, 2020
by Paul X. November 20, 2006