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Tonight's the night

When you're suicidal and you want to end it all that night but you also use comedy as a coping mechanism
A: i am having a terrible day; tonight's the night
Tonight's the night by rezzeroni November 14, 2022

spent the night at john's 

someone who hugged the toilet all night due to drinking too much alcohol
person 1: what happened to ryan last night?
person 2: he spent the night at john's
person 1: oh...

Tonight's the night... 

A synonym for Kill Yourself. Used commonly to circumvent chat restrictions in games such as League of Legends.
All annieBuster (Jax): jg gap mid lost
All annieBuster (Jax): ez lane
All Yeezus (Ivern): tonight's the night...
Tonight's the night... by skankfunk January 28, 2024

Tonight's the night

My name is Dexter, Dexter Morgan. I don't know what made me the way I am. But whatever it was, left a hollow place inside."
usually said when Dexter Morgan gets ready to murder somebody

- "Tonight's the night. And it's gonna happen again and again. Has to happen."

the Ghost of Yesterday Night's Past 

When your hungover and realize all the dumb shit you did when you where drunk.
After a night of drinking and you wake up with 10 unread messages from friends and family. you where visited by "the Ghost of Yesterday Night's Past"

At the end of the day, it's night 

At the end of the day, it's night; means that the truth is painfully obvious when you think about it.
Emily: I'm sorry, it's not you, it's me.
Daniel: At the end of the day, it's night. I know why you cut me off.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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