Ordure of the Night's Template

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Tonight's the night

When you're suicidal and you want to end it all that night but you also use comedy as a coping mechanism

A: i am having a terrible day; tonight's the night

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someone who hugged the toilet all night due to drinking too much alcohol

person 1: what happened to ryan last night?
person 2: he spent the night at john's
person 1: oh...

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A synonym for Kill Yourself. Used commonly to circumvent chat restrictions in games such as League of Legends.

All annieBuster (Jax): jg gap mid lost
All annieBuster (Jax): ez lane
All Yeezus (Ivern): tonight's the night...

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My name is Dexter, Dexter Morgan. I don't know what made me the way I am. But whatever it was, left a hollow place inside."

usually said when Dexter Morgan gets ready to murder somebody

- "Tonight's the night. And it's gonna happen again and again. Has to happen."

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When your hungover and realize all the dumb shit you did when you where drunk.

After a night of drinking and you wake up with 10 unread messages from friends and family. you where visited by "the Ghost of Yesterday Night's Past"

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At the end of the day, it's night; means that the truth is painfully obvious when you think about it.

Emily: I'm sorry, it's not you, it's me.
Daniel: At the end of the day, it's night. I know why you cut me off.

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