The Mongoose

The act of, while wearing boxers, pulling up your flaccid penis so that only the head is sticking out, being held against your abdomen by the waistband of your boxers.

I did The Mongoose in the locker room today before football practice. My friends all shared in horrified laughter

by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011

The Mongoose

When you punch the girl in the back of the head or neck while in the shower so the blood doesn't get everywhere and you fuck her in the ass and yell "Ricky Ticky Tabby"

Yo, Did you see tony give that bitch the mongoose at the party last weekend ?

by The Bloody Mongoose Machine August 30, 2010

The mongoose

The greatest truck the road has ever seen, also driven by a courageous individual.

The mongoose has a v8

by Hahahhaadk March 28, 2021

The Mongoose game

A silly game where a series of questions are asked to somene, asking if something is a mongoose. the person will state two things that are mongoose then he will ask if a person/object is considered a mongoose. if the person starts of saying, "now listen" (before they ask the question) the answer is automatically yes.
if they do not say, "now listen" the answer is no.

"Want to play The Mongoose Game?!"

huh?

"if i am a mongoose and Tyler is a mongoose are you a mongoose?"

umm, yeaaa?

"Wrong!!!... now listen, if you are a mongoose and i am a mongoose is Jessica a mongoose!?"

noo??

"Wrong again! she is soo a mongoose."

what! i don't get it! keep going!

by Clobo The Hobo. April 17, 2010

Draining the mongoose

The act of urinating; draining the lizard basically.

"I was draining the mongoose. It needed drainin'."

by Biggie Rection September 22, 2023

Honk the Mongoose

lesser known form of the term masturbate.

When gant thinks about other guys he likes to honk the mongoose

by Kravin Moorehead October 23, 2008

wash the mongoose

male masturbation

When you girlfriend lives 240 miles away, you tend to wash the mongoose frequently.

by $@lly !$ c00l September 28, 2008