the misty maid 

The act of ejaculating into a house fan from behind while someone is cleaning something in front of it.

Bonnie was cleaning the dining room table off and jake couldn’t help but give her the misty maid

the misty maid by T-whang September 29, 2017

Maid of the mist 

When you're banging a dudes wife, and the cuckholded chap cracks a Miller highlife in approval, and the gentle spray serenades your swinging scrotum.

"Cheers brother, enjoy this maid of the mist... and my wife"

Maid of the mist by Fill Collins August 4, 2018

The Maid Of The Mist 

(V) right before the point of male ejaculation, the male positions himself behind a normal household fan, and erupts into the back of the speeding fan, whilst the female graciously awaits the delicious mist of nut nectar all over her face

After I fucked Sarah, i blew my load all over her like The Maid Of The Mist

The Maid Of The Mist by Rob Brady September 8, 2006

maid of the mist 

It's when a guy sprays his jizz onto a girl's face through a strainer.

After visiting Niagra Falls, Bob gave Jill a maid of the mist for the full experience.

maid of the mist by Airehkuh May 20, 2016