In a distopian future; Captain ALM grows bored of hacking computers and breaking mainframes... he requires something more. Something... better. Alfred developed a love for snapping human spines after his first victim, Henry Ozolins.

Obviously he requires a new name. He becomes Alfred The Mankiller.

This interpretation of the Captain is a brutal killing machine who knows no fear.

Henry Ozolins: Holy shit it’s Alfred The Mankiller!

Alfred The Mankiller: There seems to be a break - (snaps Ozolins neck) - in the mainframe

Alfred The Mankiller by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018

The Mankit Dance

A style of dance to impress the same sex, usually by holding your butt checks and jumping around.

Since this style looks silly, it is very rare to see anyone doing it in public.

The lonely Benjamin went into the club and did the Mankit Dance, but did not know he will soon end up into a sausage fest.

The Mankit Dance by shadowknightel August 17, 2012

The manky kid

The kid that fkn smells like shit and looks like shit

(probs the kids called brock or reece)

(brock or reece walks past)

holy shit cunt put on some deo cunt

Brock: yea well why dont u go and poopoo

The manky kid: The kid thats manky

The manky kid by MADLAD_ May 28, 2019

The Somer-Mankins Syndrome

A mysterious condition affecting certain grown women who have the emotional regulation of a middle-school group chat. Symptoms include: a self-inflated ego, selective amnesia about every bad decision they’ve ever made & a deep belief that the world is “intimidated” by them—when in reality people are just tired of them. She talks like she’s the CEO of “High Value Women,” but her résumé is mostly drama internships & accountability gaps. Claims she is “brutally honest” (translation: rude) & chronically “misunderstood” (translation: exhausting), but she's just spiritually allergic to self-awareness. Classic traits include: judging everyone like she’s on a reality show panel & confusing attention for respect. Common habitat: the comments section, other people’s relationships, & any situation where attention is available in bulk.”

WARNING: May cause chronic self-importance & aggressive confidence unsupported by facts. Side effects include: public superiority complexes, private insecurity, & an inability to hear the words “maybe you’re the problem”. Do not operate near accountability, boundaries, or women with actual self-respect. Prolonged exposure may lead to fatigue, eye strain from constant side-eye, & friends quietly going “busy” for the next 6 months.

Directions: Take 1 compliment every 30 minutes or symptoms worsen.
Do not mix with: consequences, criticism, or reality.
Keep away from: group chats, weddings, anyone’s boyfriend.
If symptoms persist: she will blame you.

The Somer-Mankins Syndrome is often seen in adults who call themselves “grown up” while still being financially supported by Mommy.

The Somer-Mankins Syndrome by Canon-Fans February 20, 2026

The God-Emperor of Mankind

A twelve foot tall badass from the 41st millennia intent on universal domination under the Imperial truth who rapes stars systems for his day job

Holy shit is that The God-Emperor of Mankind?
No, that's the sun.
Heretic.

The God-Emperor of Mankind by Loyal Imperial Citizen August 19, 2017

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026