by donso November 26, 2017
The man kebab is a form of group sexual position, in which a group of males (preferable 4 or more, of mixed race) line up one behind the other, and procede to 'penetrate' one another. When viewed from a distance, this resembles a kebab.
Harry : Hey Barney, what you up to tonight?
Barney : Me and the guys are getting together for a HUGE man kebab, want to come?
Barney : Me and the guys are getting together for a HUGE man kebab, want to come?
by AzzaDempz February 8, 2010
a primitive life form, similar to an ape. they have a very basic grasp of the english language, often words are mistaken for grunts. the kebab man also has absolutly no concept of time as they can often mistake 35 minutes for an hour and a half. there skills can be either driving a car or answering a telephone. although they are confused a lot of the time they usualy get there job done.
"the kebab man had serious B.O"
"SHIT the kebab men short changed me again, im not sure weather they just can't count or maybe there actually quite cunning"
"no chilli sause please!, 5 mins later, WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CHILLI SAUSE ON MY KEBAB!"
"SHIT the kebab men short changed me again, im not sure weather they just can't count or maybe there actually quite cunning"
"no chilli sause please!, 5 mins later, WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CHILLI SAUSE ON MY KEBAB!"
by kebab man May 1, 2008