The malt
The act of killing someone and putting them in the woods. Two weeks later you and your buddy go find it. One of them puts their mouth around the box and the other one jumps on her stomach
Words you can keep
give her the malt
give her the malt by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005
Related Words
The Chocolate Malt
I was fucking Desiree in the ass and busted in her ass, she then shit in a bowl and then ate it with a spoon making it The Chocolate Malt
The Chocolate Malt by drunknhi May 12, 2009
The Malthe
The Malthe is when you are having sexual intercoarse with a man and all of a sudden he starts to put toothpaste on his dick. He then starts to chew on is dick to eat the toothpaste.
The Malthe by KneeGrow44 September 17, 2021
The Malteser
This is the process in which one day you eat plenty of hot food, then the following day you have a hot bath to make your balls saggy, fill the toilet with toilet paper and then have a shit. You then flush the toilet and because of the toilet paper blocking it, the poo rises and surrounds your ball sack making it look like a malteser.
The Malteser by Pooeychooeylooey November 19, 2016
The Malthe
The Malthe by White salami69 September 17, 2021
The Maltempus Effect
An effect where the quality of a group or community deteriorates the longer you stay a part of it.
You think a community is awesome and flawless when you first join it, but as you stay longer and learn about it's wrongdoings, you begin to understand how flawed the server is. This will happen until you either accept the group for what it is, or leave it in disgust.
You think a community is awesome and flawless when you first join it, but as you stay longer and learn about it's wrongdoings, you begin to understand how flawed the server is. This will happen until you either accept the group for what it is, or leave it in disgust.
Friend: Hey, are you still a part of that one Minecraft server?
Me: Not anymore.
Friend: What? I thought you loved that server.
Me: Yea, until I realized how toxic the moderators were.
Friend: Must be The Maltempus Effect at play.
Me: Not anymore.
Friend: What? I thought you loved that server.
Me: Yea, until I realized how toxic the moderators were.
Friend: Must be The Maltempus Effect at play.
The Maltempus Effect by D.E.E.M.M.3 September 26, 2020
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Purple Patch
To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026