The loch

How the scum from Liverpool say "The lot".

"I'm dead, dead dirty me, Alsations the Loch" (Bo Selecta)

by The Donkey, The Bear, The Rabbit and The Badger May 13, 2005

The Loch Ness Monster

A rollercoaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg themed to a Scottish monster, which is the only coaster in the world with interlocking loops. It's surprisingly fun for a coaster that's over 40 years old.

Person: Dude, let's ride the Loch Ness Monster!

Ride operator: Sorry, we're closed.

*based on a false story*

by evrstz July 16, 2022

dredge the loch

Song by the band Empiracy.
Exhibiting grindcore elements and melodic deathmetal.
A song which started a new era of sound for Empiracy following the song "The Wellread Goodbye" which is most notably the song which the band started tremollo picking.

This song is very dredge the loch

by sam mule el jacks son March 11, 2007

Drop a Nessie in the Loch

A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.

Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!

I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!

Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010

They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me

A way to say that your a freak. it was used by Demoman from TF2 in his meat the team video.

Demoman: I am a black Scottish cyclops they've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me.

by Demoman TF2 November 14, 2021