The Llama 

When a girl goes down on a guy, takes his semen in her mouth and then comes up to him and spits it in his face. Much like a llama spits at people in anger.

Judy was pissed off at Bill for the rumors he started about her, so she took him into the back room of a party, sucked him off and then spit it in his face right in the middle of the living room in front of everyone. Everyone knew she was 'The Llama.'

The Llama by winerat March 18, 2009

the llama 

n.One whose penile disfunction causes them to inject the hardened projectile into a cavity smaller then the size of their deformed genital,

ear, nose, surgery hole, etc.

the llama by ooga April 3, 2005

The Llama Song 

A funny, odd, random song that gets on your nerves after a while, but most songs do. I mean, *put favorite song here* would get on your nerves after you listened to it 50 times without stopping and in a rather high pitched voice.

Google it or put in a Youtube search. Now, because you are clearly not busy. The Llama Song. Now.

The Llama Song by musicfan62 March 17, 2009

French the Llama 

French the llama is and expression a kin to 'oh my gosh!', 'blimey!' or 'cripes!' if you are Boris Johnson. It was popularised by John Green of the vlogbrothers and is used by followers of him or his channel.

French the llama! pirates of the carribean 3 was incredibly long winded and confusing...

or

French the llama, those tic tac were just the thing to rid me of my onion breath.

French the Llama by Philly Ree December 28, 2009

Ride the llama 

To take hard drugs in the early 90’s, specifically in the company of Michael Sheen.

I would give my left tit for the chance to ride the llama

Ride the llama by Marrilion October 9, 2023

Mike the Llama 

Nullsoft (makers of Winamp) mascot, a real llama (not a llama).

“Winamp... It really whips the llama's ass!” (Winamp's motto)

Mike the Llama by Darxide December 30, 2004

France the llama 

France the Llama is a catchphrase invented by John Green, award winning author and a part of youtube's 'vlogbrothers'. It is a sentance to express disbelief, shock or amusement.

France the Llama, that whale is huge!

France the llama by dftbaFreund January 12, 2011