the ll 

-to lick lips seductively (to attract women in the stylings of LL Cool J)

Ayo, I just gave her the LL and she just started freakin me yo.

the ll by spoleze February 15, 2003

The Ya'll Phase 

The Ya'll Phase - an experience in which an individual from Midwest or other regions of the United States (i.e. West, Southwest, Northeast), moves to Southern state and starts to use the indicative form of "you all" in their daily vocabulary

The Ya'll Phase can happen at any time and is applicable to many different situations. Here are some examples:
"What's the plan ya'll?"

"Where ya'll going for dinner?"
"YA'LL CRAZY!!!"

The Ya'll Phase by lzytxtr October 10, 2019

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. 

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.

1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023

I’ll make the sunsets prettier

means they’re planning on offing themselves

friend 1: I’ll make the sunsets prettier.
friend 2: Please don’t.

I’ll make the sunsets prettier by anonymous March 20, 2022

I'll Alert The Media 

A sarcastic remark saying you don't care. Usually said after someone says something incredibly stupid or random. It originated from the movie "Arthur" where Arthur tells his valet, Hobson, he's going to take a bath. Hobson, not caring, says "I'll alert the media."

Arthur: Hobson
Hobson: Yes, Arthur
Arthur: You know what I think I'm going to do?
Hobson: What, Arthur
Arthur: I'm going to take a bath
Hobson: I'll alert the media...

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Girlfriend: OMG!! Jenny had the cutest top on today!
Boyfriend: Uh huh...
Girlfriend: I want that damn top! Like...oh my God!
Boyfriend: Mhm...

Girlfriend hits her hand on something

Girlfriend: Ow!! I broke a nail!
Boyfriend: I'll alert the media...

I'll Alert The Media by urbansavage96 February 24, 2010

That'll be the Day... 

An expression meaning "That'll never happen". Shortened from "That'll be the day when (insert ubsurd impossible occurence here, such as 'Pigs will fly')"

Bob: I'm gonna kick your butt!
Joe: Haha, yeah, that'll be the day....

That'll be the Day... by lovehorses94 May 13, 2008

I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears 

Taking charge in a job environment (fucking the pig) while you ask for minor assistant (holding the ears)

Fergus: I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears

I'll fuck the pig and you hold it's ears by smokeajoint 42069 March 5, 2019