the liquids

The Liquids: The two essensial liquids for a crunk ass night - gas fo yo ride & some form of alcohol (liquor, beer, 40's(also good with fried chicken))

you: ay nigga you got the liquids?
your nigga: hell yeea we fittin to have a crunk ass night, lets go pick up the bitches

by Mad Mike reppin the NWG June 17, 2006

The Man With The Liquid Cock

The Man With The Liquid Cock (TMWTLC) is a (probably) mythical rapist who lives in the West Midlands.

He creeps up behind people having sex in public places and uses his liquid dick to slide into an open hole uttering his immortal: "Wa-He-Heyyy!!"

Andrew: "... and they were just having normal sex and then suddenly they hear

"Wa-He-Heyyy!"

And before they knew it, she's being DP'd"

Ollie: "No way! Must be The Man With The Liquid Cock"

by Ollie2323 June 19, 2017

The Liquid Seat

A sex act that two or three people do while having sex. One person lays down flat on their back, while the second person cums on the first person's face. After ejaculating on the face, the second person sits on the face. This causes the spooge to smear all over his/her buttcrack, buttcheeks, or butthole. afterwards, he/she continues to pleasure the first person to finish the job.

Guy 1: "Holy fuck! You gave her the Liquid Seat last night after prom? That's disgusting!"

Guy 2: "Yep, but it felt good once she started licking my asshole once I sat on her face."

by Wasabimoto April 27, 2007

loose the liquid leftovers

Another way to say you are going to go to the bathroom #1 style.

I drank a lot of water and now have to go loose the liquid leftovers.

by NJ40 February 18, 2007

routed by the liquid viking

To get drunk or the state of being drunk

Dude, I got routed by the liquid viking at the keg party last night. By the way, have you seen my pants?

by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003

The liquid queen

The liquid Queen was from back in the day, when Lithium Dope was everywhere, and you had to have Anhydrous ammonia in order to make it.. the one with all the ammonia was considered the Liquid King or Queen.

If you need a squirt see if you can get in to see the liquid Queen.

by 69hysteria87 October 23, 2019

walking the liquid tightrope

Taking shots of alcohol periodically during a family or formal event while trying to maintain balance and composure.

I am not looking forward to my in-laws coming over this weekend. Saturday I might be walking the liquid tightrope.

by MCRAzyLGB October 31, 2021