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The Man With The Liquid Cock 

The Man With The Liquid Cock (TMWTLC) is a (probably) mythical rapist who lives in the West Midlands.

He creeps up behind people having sex in public places and uses his liquid dick to slide into an open hole uttering his immortal: "Wa-He-Heyyy!!"
Andrew: "... and they were just having normal sex and then suddenly they hear

"Wa-He-Heyyy!"

And before they knew it, she's being DP'd"

Ollie: "No way! Must be The Man With The Liquid Cock"

The Liquid Seat 

A sex act that two or three people do while having sex. One person lays down flat on their back, while the second person cums on the first person's face. After ejaculating on the face, the second person sits on the face. This causes the spooge to smear all over his/her buttcrack, buttcheeks, or butthole. afterwards, he/she continues to pleasure the first person to finish the job.
Guy 1: "Holy fuck! You gave her the Liquid Seat last night after prom? That's disgusting!"

Guy 2: "Yep, but it felt good once she started licking my asshole once I sat on her face."
The Liquid Seat by Wasabimoto April 27, 2007

loose the liquid leftovers

Another way to say you are going to go to the bathroom #1 style.
I drank a lot of water and now have to go loose the liquid leftovers.
loose the liquid leftovers by NJ40 February 18, 2007

routed by the liquid viking 

To get drunk or the state of being drunk
Dude, I got routed by the liquid viking at the keg party last night. By the way, have you seen my pants?

The liquid queen 

The liquid Queen was from back in the day, when Lithium Dope was everywhere, and you had to have Anhydrous ammonia in order to make it.. the one with all the ammonia was considered the Liquid King or Queen.
If you need a squirt see if you can get in to see the liquid Queen.
The liquid queen by 69hysteria87 October 23, 2019

walking the liquid tightrope 

Taking shots of alcohol periodically during a family or formal event while trying to maintain balance and composure.
I am not looking forward to my in-laws coming over this weekend. Saturday I might be walking the liquid tightrope.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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