Wasabimoto's definitions

Redtube

A great porno site with the same format as Youtube. No need to download, just click and watch! Features full-length porn that last up to 30 minutes. Chicks on videos are usually hot, but Italian or French. One thing that sucks about it is they seperate some videos into parts, which are to be released on another day.

Redtube is a good pornsite.

by Wasabimoto August 24, 2008

Hobbit

A short, human-like creature. Apperantley, they are the gods of geeks everywhere. One is particular, is named Frodo. A hobbit who goes on a gaytastic quest to destroy a finger ring given to him by his molesting unvle, Gandalf. The ring lets you lurn invisible, which should have been used to spy on some dark-age sluts. Back to hobbits. hobbits have really hairy feet, often ridiculed on magazines such as MAD and the now dead CRACKED!

Geek: "What the hell? Why is Frodo's best friend, who is a hobbit, licking Frodo's feet? Oh no, I got the porno insted of the actual movie! I think I'll just watch a little longer....."

by Wasabimoto March 31, 2007

Nostalgia Phase

When you see all the garbage on television, something hits you and you start watching all of the old shows you watched and loved as a child on Youtube. You go on wikipedia to find the names of all the episodes, read some other info and why the show was cancelled. Affects people that are at least 17 years of age, can can last a few days, to weeks.
Or it can go away and relapse later.

I was in nostalgia phase, so I started watching Ren and Stimpy and 30 Minutes of Cartoon Openings from the 1990's videos on youtube.

by Wasabimoto January 17, 2009

spongebob

Some yellow sponge with eyeballs and a nasally voicebox. He has a pink starfish, a squid, and a squirrel that wears a spacesuit and has a fish bowl on it's head to breathe carbon dioxide over and over and doesn't die from it. He like to do fruity-tooty dances sometimes when he's with his retarded starfish lover. Steals free baloons. Lives in a pineapple. Goes to a driver's class with a teacher that is a blowfish but looks like a pepperoni pizza.

Spongebob's breath smelled like bullshit, causing mold to grow on the theatre he's in, eventually to the point where the theatre completely caves in.

by Wasabimoto March 31, 2007

Mr. Meaty

Mr. Meaty is a weird-ass show about ugly-ass puppets that work at a fast food resturant. The puppets are totally ugly. And the girl puppets are so damn creepy looking. In one episode, one girl had hert nose replaced with a rotting sausage that looked like a cock after her nose was destroyed. Pretty soon, food noses became the latest fashion.

Mr. Meaty is fucking full of guano.

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007

Virtual Boy

Nintendo's only system that failed. It had red monochrome graphics that looked like lasers. It sucked in and breathed out fart. After it failed, thousands of virtual boys were crushed and recycled into fully funtional dildos. Failed because the games suck ballsack skin and your eyes would die after an hour of gameplay.

Guy: Oh my god, dude, I just bought a rare Virtual Boy on eBay!

Freind: "How much was it?"

Guy: $500. It was a classic.

Freind shankes him in the liver.

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007

Doug

Was a TV show on Nickelodeon back in the good ol 90's. It was about the life of a big nosed jew named Doug. Doug was often a dumbass, as he often failed in his stupid quests and his mission to spread his mayonnaise on his love interest and renowned cock tease, Patti Mayonnaise. He was bullied by a psychobilly green fuck named Roger. He always got to fuck Patti, unlike Doug. So Doug befriended a blue, dick-nose honky named Skeeter, who shot skeet out his dick nose. Skeet boy was Doug's temporary sexual release until Patti became possible to fuck. He had a lesbian, beatnik sister named Judy, whom has an obsession with the art of abstract pornography. The world in "Doug" has many races of humans, more so than reality. Green people, Blue people, Purple people, Yellow People, Tan, Brown, Cyan people and White People.

Doug cried as he watched his best friend Skeeter skeet his mayonnaise all over his crush, Patti Mayonaisse

by Wasabimoto December 14, 2010