Wasabimoto's definitions

O Party

An O Party is a group of people who have had sex with really large objects until they have stretched the anus/twat into a huge O shape. They then gather around in a circle, still exposing their stretched holes, around a group of men. The men then ejaculate into each stretched hole. Other things may be used to pour into stretched holes, like syrup or oil.

It caught me by suprise that the party I attended to last week was actually an O party!

by Wasabimoto January 6, 2008

Virtual Boy

Nintendo's only system that failed. It had red monochrome graphics that looked like lasers. It sucked in and breathed out fart. After it failed, thousands of virtual boys were crushed and recycled into fully funtional dildos. Failed because the games suck ballsack skin and your eyes would die after an hour of gameplay.

Guy: Oh my god, dude, I just bought a rare Virtual Boy on eBay!

Freind: "How much was it?"

Guy: $500. It was a classic.

Freind shankes him in the liver.

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007

WWE

Some fake-ass wrestling that has gotten worse over time. They have no good storylines going on and wrestlers are starting to do stupid things. One male wrestler likes to wear dresses. One wrestler over exaggerates when he gets punched in the face. I paused one part where Ric Flair sopposedly stomped on a guy's head, and his foot never touched the guy's head.

Hey do you know that one wrestler in the WWE who always bends so damn far back everytime he gets punched?
I forgot his name....not worth remembering.

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007

Public restroom

Restrooms you do NOT want to shit in. Public restrooms are usually plagued with:

-Unflushed toilets with piles of toilet paper, piss and shit. Flushing is impossible.

-Grafitii

-Skeet on toilets or other places.

In public schools, restrooms are even worse, where they include all the above, plus:

-Stalls with no doors or doors with no locks.

-Damp paper towels stuck to the wall and floor.

-PISS EVERYWHERE

-SHIT EVERYWHERE

-Assholes who will fuck around with you as you take a shit.

-School books and stolen backpacks in toilets.

1) As I walked into my school's public bathroom, I discovered shit in the sink, and some asshole decided to restock the toilet paper dispencer with used, shitty t.p.

2) The toilets in the public restroom were so powerful, I managed to flush a jacket without clog.

by Wasabimoto September 3, 2010

hate

A feeling you get when you see or hear something you dislike so much, you wanna kickbox the shit out of it. Usually, when you hate something, you want to punch, kick or hit it with a blunt object, such as an aluminum baseball bat. It feels great when you release your hatred, whether by destroying things, such as a wall or hotel room, or by fighting.

I HATE that asswipe so much, everytime he comes around, I feel like doing a roundhouse kick to his face.

by Wasabimoto June 15, 2007

contradiction

Calling something two things that are the opposite of each other.

Contradictions: That chick is so hot, but ugly.

That game was cool, but gay.

I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet, but ask me for money, I'll slaughter you.

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007

Mr. Meaty

Mr. Meaty is a weird-ass show about ugly-ass puppets that work at a fast food resturant. The puppets are totally ugly. And the girl puppets are so damn creepy looking. In one episode, one girl had hert nose replaced with a rotting sausage that looked like a cock after her nose was destroyed. Pretty soon, food noses became the latest fashion.

Mr. Meaty is fucking full of guano.

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007