Wasabimoto's definitions

dismemberment

The coolest way to see someone die, whether it's in a movie, or in real life. Dismemberment is when you seperate the body into pieces. There are many ways to dismember somebody. You can blow, chop, cut, slice, rip, dice the body into pieces.

Blowing off a soldier's arm with a grenade is a way of dismemberment.

by Wasabimoto May 9, 2007

disney channel

The worst channel on Television. They're always showing stupid sluts perform their shitty songs. Hannah Montana is one of them. The channel shows gay shows like Lilo and Stitch, That's So Raven!, Lizzie Mcguire, and wannabe japanese anime.

That's so Raven on the Disney channel should be called That's So Fucking Gay.

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007

Ma

What rednecks call their mother's

From The Simpsons: Cleatus: Hey, Ma! Come check out this spikey haired lil' girl!!!

Not from the Simpsons: Ma: Ima comin', Cleatus!

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007

VampireFreaks

A networking website for Goths. It was created by the king of bats, Jet. This website is affiliated with a clothing company called Fuckthemainstream, which is ironic because VampireFreaks continues to attract more and more emo and scene kids (who all shop at Hot Topic) everyday, even to the point of letting My Chemical Romance create a VF profile. Profiles include a profile rating system, which seperates the cool & popular goths from the uncool & unpopular goths, even though all goth kids supposedly 'don't give a shit' about being popular.

If you want access to the entire site or other privilages, you have to pay for a premium account, which is pointless because what can possibly be cool enough on that site that you'd have to pay to access it? Oh yeah, adding moar music to your already shitty playlist of nothing but Combichrist and Mindless Self-Indulgence songs. Also, with a premium account, your photo album can hold at least twice the capacity of photos of yourself crying fake blood and grayscale images of dead and/or bloody roses.

VampireFreaks has opened up a clothing outlet in New York, which will then be made into a chain of stores, and then turn into another Hot Topic; thus defeating it's own purpose as a non-mainstream company.

VampireFreaks is a mediocre website.

by Wasabimoto September 4, 2009

Chris Benoit

Was a wrestler for the now-gay WWE. He was a great wrestler the whole time he's been in. He had a special move called the Crippler crossface, a grappling move that has made many people tap out in his career. He is a 3-time WWE U.S. Champion, a 4-time WWE Intercontinental champion, and the winner of the 2004 Royal Rumble.
He first entered the WCW in 1992, ECW in 1994, back too the WCW in 1995, then the WWF/WWE in 2000.

At first, the cause of Benoit's sudden change was thought to be anger caused by steroids, but now, that is no longer a valid reason.

Chris Benoit was a good man. Nobody knows why he would have killed his family.

by Wasabimoto September 17, 2007

Rhyperior

1. Something so ugly and or fat, all you can say is "Whaaaat the fuuuck...?"

2. The name of an ugly-ass pokemon, which is the evolution of Rhydon.

1. I was dumbfounded at how Rhyperior that bitch at the party was.

2. Rhyperior is a fucking ugly pokemon.

by Wasabimoto September 3, 2010

Shit Canned

Usually a way to say someone is fired.

But can also mean that they've been fuckin' owned.

Those people in the WTC got shit canned.

by Wasabimoto August 14, 2009