The Lingo 

An odd sort of phrases and vocabulary used by Jeff Wu, Omar Hafez, Julius Seok, and Neil Choudary, all of Langley High School, McLean, Virginia. They also seem to have a fascination with appending the suffix "-ed" to any sort of word along with the word "hard" after it, perhaps relating to some comical event that occurred to them recently.

"Yeah I dunno about that."

"K can you not."

"C-can you just stop. thx."

"I think we'd better go."

"You can't touch the godly."

"Ok." (With the voice)

"Peace out, a-town."

" -ed hard."

"...or what's going on."

"Yeah definitely not."

"Yeah good luck with that."

"Way to verb."
Specifically - "Way to overly state the overly obvious."

"Way to be adjective."

"Way to be a(n) noun."

"Wow." + any of the above

"Are you joking?" (With the look)

"Are you through?"

"Spammage of the gay/godly."

"School... what the fuck is going on?"

"Meh."

"Worthless dude."

"Soooooo gay."

"Blowage."

"Wanna send, post haste, kthx."

"Too hot."

"NOICE."

"NYAHHHHHH"

"Peace out, a-town"

"Sexy" in situations where it doesn't make any sense
Example: "My profile is damn sexy."

"asap" where it doesn't make sense
Example: "I failed that physics test, asap."

The Lingo by Muhammed Jihad April 23, 2005

lingo of the wicked west 

the proper name for the words/actions, being used when spazzing uncontrolably.

(Nib 1) um a ne be chea-bea herkm niff

(Nib 2) quit that lingo of the wicked west

lingo of the wicked west by the one who cried neef March 21, 2010

The Lincoln log jammer 

A sexual move where a man has a women shit on his dick and then jams his poop covered dick into said female's mouth while singing the national anthem.

Last night I did the Lincoln log jammer on Stacy she's still pissed at me.

The Lincoln log jammer by SirWoofen January 15, 2020

the lincoln 

A cumshot to the back of the head.

I was hitting it from behind,then I gave her The Lincoln.

the lincoln by I. M. Groot May 17, 2017

rev up the lincoln 

to masturbate. A lincoln car is a car that is very long and wide. The rev up part is a term used to explain the back and forth movement of the hand to "rev up" the penis.

I was very bored last night so I decided to rev up the lincoln.

rev up the lincoln by DinoDAN911 December 29, 2010

closure of the lincoln tunnel

When a man leaves his cock in a woman’s vagina motionless for an extended period of time, thus closing the tunnel and forcing traffic to be redirected to the rear. Schmitt has a plush area designed for this position in season 3 episode 15 of New Girl

“Have you heard of the closure of the Lincoln tunnel? They’re talking about it on New Girl.”
“Of course, here’s an excellent Urban Dictionary definition”
“Ooh, now I get it.”

closure of the lincoln tunnel by Footlongsub February 28, 2021

The Lincoln Memorial 

When you are getting head, you pull out and then bust on her forehead, and while it is still moist, slam a penny into her forehead so that lincoln is looking at you. Now all you can do is stand and salute the great man.

I was at the 99 cents store the other day, i used my change to do the lincoln memorial to your sister when i got home.

The Lincoln Memorial by Jay L January 9, 2006