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Pure sex on a stick. Too hot for words. The Don Juan of Elizabeth.
Only the LIL knows how to pull the flange

or

No one knows how to pull the flange like the LIL
The LIL by the apl crew October 16, 2008
Words you can keep
Someone who likes the flange.

The Lil knows how to pull the flange
The Lil by jameshisjgbd October 24, 2008

The Lil Dicky Affect 

When you have your AirPods in Jaming to some Lil Dicky, and the Subway employee gets mad and throws your 12in at you.
Sorry I'm late, I just experienced the Lil Dicky Affect.

the lil john 

the 'little' or lil john: (verb) is a reaction to a sexual act in which you have someone bent over, and you "accidentally" slip it into the rectal region.
The lil john is an act in which you, "accidentally" slip something into the rectal region. The person who is on the receiving end instantly screams, "YEAH", then turns around quickly and looks at the other person and says, "WHAT"...a few seconds go by and then they say "OK"

The Lil Deckers

The Lil Deckers are fans of British singer/songwriter Declan McKenna. They're known for being "loud, memey, audacious, and musicheads" according to the musician.
Did you hear that Declan McKenna said his fans don't have a name? It's as if The Lil Deckers don't even exist to him.
The Lil Deckers by skadeordie September 9, 2020

the lil j special 

when you jaywalk naked in front of a family of five with their newborn child
bystander 1: aw hell naw old man jankins be doin the lil j special, cant go 1 minute without sum shit going on in detroit
bystander 2: the fuck
the lil j special by pixelatorcyte September 24, 2022

Jason the lil bitch

The guy that is a lil bitch and acts like he is your friend but isn’t
Wow that Jason the lil bitch
Jason the lil bitch by Bigbill January 8, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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