the jump

Moving from one bathroom stall to another upon realizing there is no toilet paper after already "starting."

Man I was droppin' my deuce and realized there was no toilet paper so I had to make the jump to the next stall.

by Homeless Dave May 4, 2005

the jump

the beginning of something

i told about this from the jump.

by yay area baby June 2, 2005

“The Jump”

The : /th-úh, thē/ Article, used to bring a defining point to a phrase and/or clause; see also“Jump”
Jump : /j-ûmp,./ (v) pushing upward with the muscles in one’s legs and feet, to project into the air by leap

(v) : a male making his penis throb, purposely, causing a muscle to move it in an upward motion; see also “The Jump”

Girl: Do the thing
Guy: What thing?
Girl: “The Jump”
Guy: The Ju—? Ohhhhh..

Guy: (does the thing) 🌚

Girl: 🌝

by PopularLoner July 8, 2020

The Jump Off

The side chick

Puffy is dissing Kim tonight so he can be with his jump off

I can't wait to be the jump off of Brett Michaels

Tiger is my jump off bitch

by Dawn Ardi December 31, 2009

The Jump Off

Anything that is good or going on at the time of reference.

Yo, what's the jump off? My name's Paul

or

Yo, tonight the jump off is the Wu-Tang concert

by CaptainChronic August 24, 2009

the jump off

adj. the best, the shiznit, it gets no better than this, the pinnacle

I love my new computer. Its the jump off!

by southerndethcult July 9, 2003

the jump on

Something that really sucks, is mega-lame, and/or blows goats Reno style. The opposite of the jump off, which means a really awesome thing or event.

Peter: "Wasn't Sean's party last weekend the jump off? I hear you hooked up with Veronica after that. Way to go. Soooo hot, want to touch the heinie."
Robbie: "Yeah the party was the jump off, but you know what's the jump on?"
Peter: "What?"
Robbie: "I think I got the clap!!! It itches. Also I've got some real nasty you know who."
Peter: "Ooooh...Dick Trickle? That's rough, chief. Totally NCAA."
Robbie: "Word to your mother."

by Nicholas D January 20, 2008