the homer

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When, during a sexual act, right before reaching orgasm the male will verbally release a LOUD.......D'OH!!!!!!!

Dude, the other day I was bangin' this skank; I pulled out and told her to spread her ass, and i gave her asshole the homer

the homer by blazz razza matazz December 18, 2009

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The Homer Simpson

When you double handed choke a girl while having sex in missionary so it resembles homer strangling bart

Last night got naughty, I gave her the homer Simpson while I ploughed through her in the hotel bed.

The Homer Simpson by The ibiza choker September 28, 2019

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Homer Let The Barts Out

He opened up the door

"Homer let the Barts out. He opened up the door.

Homer Let The Barts Out by makmal July 12, 2026

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homer anthony strickland the third

A hentai loving asian whose legendary for fapping over 72 hours before collapsing from over exertion

Have you heard about Homer Anthony Strickland the third? He's a legend in a league of his own.

homer anthony strickland the third by Deadpooliotheamazing November 14, 2014

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Homer flees into the bushes

Homer was going to play golf with Flanders but then Flanders said no, so Homer fled into the bushes

Homer flees into the bushes in the Simpsons

Homer flees into the bushes by Lazyluna678 June 11, 2020

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Swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer

Keeping with baseball metaphors it is to go after someone far more attractive than oneselves and manage to have sex with them.

Michael: You went after Mackenzie? That's pretty bold she's like a 10!
Sanders: Yeah she is, we hooked up though.
Michael: Oh shit you swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer.

Swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer by awesome24678 January 9, 2017

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the Hoerner

When the opposite partner affectionately touches you and immediately turns away and pretends to be tired, yet comes back repeatedly after a few moments over and over again

A girl kisses a boy and looks deep into his eyes (both thinking this is awesome!!!!) as the boy goes back to kiss her again she turns her head back and acts like she's tired just to play her games. the hoerner is what you just experienced

the Hoerner by Yorkmiester April 20, 2010

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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