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flanking the gonk 

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"flanking the gonk" is a sexual act where a woman is held upsidedown preforms oral sex on one man while another man stands on something and has anal sex with her while pouring hot wax on her feet.
man that chick was such a whore we were "flanking the gonk" all night long.
flanking the gonk by Sunday Knight June 15, 2010
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pulling the gonk 

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Male wanking. Qiute simply masturbation.
That fuckers forever pulling the gonk of himself!!
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Gonk, The 

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The title of the "official" mall muzak in the original "Dawn of the Dead". Sounds like a zombie playing a xylophone.
If my local mall played muzak like "The Gonk", it wouldn't make me want to buy, buy, buy. It'd make me want to leave, leave, leave!
Gonk, The by drunk zombie June 23, 2004
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THEGONK 

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A gay loser who doesn’t play survival games, is gay, is a loser, he hates the thunder lord.. his mom is hot
Bro: who’s THEGONK

Bro 2: His mom is hot
THEGONK by AssaultTaboo May 11, 2025

Shitdar

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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026
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Shackteâu

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A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
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