The Gonk
A beautiful song composed by Herbert Chappel that is originally from the movie "Dawn of the Dead" and is also now used in the "New Castle Ale" commercials.
The Gonk by adambenner September 30, 2013
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flanking the gonk
"flanking the gonk" is a sexual act where a woman is held upsidedown preforms oral sex on one man while another man stands on something and has anal sex with her while pouring hot wax on her feet.
flanking the gonk by Sunday Knight June 15, 2010
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The Gonk • flanking the gonk • pulling the gonk • Gonker the goose • Gonk, The • the • the game • the O • The Beatles • the boy
pulling the gonk
pulling the gonk by Fountain of Knowledge July 24, 2005
Gonker the goose
Gonker the goose by CoonMoon August 23, 2026
THEGONK
A gay loser who doesn’t play survival games, is gay, is a loser, he hates the thunder lord.. his mom is hot
THEGONK by AssaultTaboo May 11, 2025
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