The Gonk 

A beautiful song composed by Herbert Chappel that is originally from the movie "Dawn of the Dead" and is also now used in the "New Castle Ale" commercials.

duh dum dah dum da duh da dum da dum da dadadadadadum de dum the gonk

The Gonk by adambenner September 30, 2013

flanking the gonk 

"flanking the gonk" is a sexual act where a woman is held upsidedown preforms oral sex on one man while another man stands on something and has anal sex with her while pouring hot wax on her feet.

man that chick was such a whore we were "flanking the gonk" all night long.

flanking the gonk by Sunday Knight June 15, 2010

pulling the gonk 

Male wanking. Qiute simply masturbation.

That fuckers forever pulling the gonk of himself!!

pulling the gonk by Fountain of Knowledge July 24, 2005

Gonk, The 

The title of the "official" mall muzak in the original "Dawn of the Dead". Sounds like a zombie playing a xylophone.

If my local mall played muzak like "The Gonk", it wouldn't make me want to buy, buy, buy. It'd make me want to leave, leave, leave!

Gonk, The by drunk zombie June 23, 2004

THEGONK 

A gay loser who doesn’t play survival games, is gay, is a loser, he hates the thunder lord.. his mom is hot

Bro: who’s THEGONK

Bro 2: His mom is hot

THEGONK by AssaultTaboo May 11, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022