The Gon 

"The Gon" is slang for the STD Gonorrhea.

"Hey man, I heard that you picked up The Gon after fucking all those euro sluts"

"man this hurts more than The Gon"
"Dude, its worse than having The Gon"
"I think ive got The Gon"

The Gon by Greeknob May 29, 2009

The Gon

Referring to the toughest city on earth located in Gippsland Victoria Australia

Bro are we hitting the streets of the Gon tonight?

The Gon by byu1234 May 7, 2026

The Gon-Goozler 

You are gonna die Mark

you cannot run from the Gon-Goozler

The Gon-Goozler by Unus Annus Creatures October 13, 2020

At the end of the day, the day gon end. 

Dont worry bout shit, simple.

Hb:ion know if i should do this.
You:At the end of the day, the day gon end.

At the end of the day, the day gon end. by Dont even worry bout it December 20, 2024

The Gongoozler 

A very SPOOKY being that hides in your pool only at night. The gongoozler will venture out into your chlorine liquid, and rest right before dawn, when it wakes and leaves. It takes the form of a half fish, half pre-pubescent man. It repeats his name, and is particularly interested in men named Mark Fishbach.

"The GONGOOZLER will hEEHHHHH swim up to you, take you by the toes, and bring you DOWN down down...."

The Gongoozler by SpikeyFrog October 11, 2020

The Gongoozler 

The Gongoozler is a mythical creature, resembling a merman wearing goggles. It is said to stalk the depths of swimming pools, dragging people down to the depths by their toes when the victim goes swimming during the nighttime.

"Bro, I think there's something in my pool, I can see a shadow."
"It's the Gongoozler! Don't go in!"

The Gongoozler by Shutheconquerer October 11, 2020

The Gongoozler 

The Gongoozler is a nocturnal cryptid know to dwell in Mark Fischback’s swimming pool. It plays with its prey before pulling it under the water and devouring it. The most documented instance of the Gongoozler is in the footage captured by Unus Annus, shown in the video, “Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming”. The footage will eventually be lost forever.

The Gongoozler will swim up to you.. take you by the toes, and bring you down, down, down.. into the frothy depths

The Gongoozler by heeeeehhh October 12, 2020