the goggles 

What someone says when they see something grotesque or an extremely ugly person.

Originated from The Simpsons

"Hey Johnny, did you know Rosie O'Donnell starred on Playboy, it's right here"

"THE GOGGLES!!! THEY DO NOTHING!!!!"

the goggles by .. January 2, 2004

the goggles 

BEER GOGGLES!!!

Those are what you wear when they "see something grotesque or an extremely ugly person," and it looks good - or at least acceptable to you after consuming at least 9 beers.

But I'm going on my own tolerance here.

"No matter how many beers I pounded, he refused to become any less ugly. The goggles have failed me.

the goggles by MzMorbid April 13, 2006

The goggles! They do nothing! 

A phrase to express disgust over something you see.
Originated from a Simpsons episode and turned into a fad on www.gamefaqs.com (particularly LUE).

"Look! It's a picture of my new girlfriend."
"My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!"

The goggles! They do nothing! by TG February 2, 2005

the goggles do nothing 

a mini-meme originating from The Simpsons, the McBain character is warned to wear goggles to protect him from the acid, however later, he gets trapped in a flood of acid while yelling "MY EYES! THE GOGGLES TO NOTHING". It is often misread/pronounced as "the goggles, they do nothing".

Although the latter may be lulzier, the former is the correct origin of the meme.

McBain: MY EYES!! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

the goggles do nothing by kyle.biddle December 4, 2010

The goggles! They do nothing! 

A "saying" that originates from sub-human animals (see also hipsters) who claim to like The Simpsons but can't be bothered to actually quote anything accurately. The CORRECT line is "My eyes! The googles do nothing!"

Douche: "The goggles! They do nothing!"

Guy: "Man, what a pretentious douche... if you're going to try to sound clever by spouting pop culture references, you should at least get them right."

Attractive Girl: "You're so right, I'll have sex with YOU now instead of that loser."

The goggles! They do nothing! by Bitch-monkey September 8, 2009

The arabian goggles 

Wen a guy rests his balls on someones eyes wen they are sleeping.

the arabian goggles

The arabian goggles by jdank519 March 14, 2009

Arabian Sun-goggles in the wind 

To hold someone down and place your balls in their eye sockets, you then proceed to fart in the recipients mouth. Arabian sun-goggles in the wind!

I built a tiny house and gave that dude a rough time with my arabian sun-goggles in the wind.

Arabian Sun-goggles in the wind by kylo nipples February 8, 2007