goggles

They do nothing!

by dj gs68 July 29, 2003

goggles

Something you put on figuratively when you go to a place with very low quality women for an extended period of time. The goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale, sort of like a curve on a test. So if a 6 is the best around, she starts looking like a 10 and a 4 will start looking like a 7 or 8. A girl who at first appears tore up from the floor up will eventually improve to nothing to write home about as the goggles set in. It's an altered state of perception.

When Will first came to UC-Berkeley and saw all the nappy-dreaded hippie beast women the school had to offer, he thought he'd never find anything to beat up. But eventually, after the goggles finally took effect, he found himself bringing home a new swamp donkey every night and loving every minute of it.

by Nick D August 18, 2004

Goggles

This is another funny word for big glasses.

Hey, did you see that comic at the club last night?

Yeah, his GOGGLES were ridiculous haha

by thebigwan March 4, 2015

Goggles

Placing your scrotum over an unsuspecting person's eyes, making it seem as if they are wearing goggles.

Angela was passed out drunk last night, so I pulled out my sack and gave her goggles.

by Air MarcGyver August 12, 2003

Goggles

In general a pair of D's. Those perfect boobs at the beach or mall. The pair of boobs that your bestfriend's girl has. The ones you really want, the pair a tits that rachel starr has. What every guy dreams of are some nice goggles. (Killington, VT)

Today on oovoo, me and ryan were vcing. I couldnt help it but to stare at her huge goggles.

by Robert Nella February 24, 2011

goggles

Any form of glasses or shades.

Those some crazy ass goggles you sportin

by DeC February 10, 2005

goggles

A weird awesome guy with crazy facial hair, who always wears glasses and goggles together..

Yo there's goggles.

Goggles is gonna get shit faced .

by zerealoneyo October 18, 2009