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A Gav the sav 

A short stubby pencil penis. This type of penis that tries to please, but never will.
I just had a dick appointment last night and he totally had a gav the sav. I couldn't even feel it.
A Gav the sav by Savage E August 21, 2017

Gav The Chav 

A word used to describe a man called Gavin. He is the toughest motherfucker in the word and he is just a pure chav bastard. This fella could stab you in a heartbeat if you got on his nerves. He also loves Chinese more than life itself so never come between him and the Chinese because you’ll know about it.
“Jaysus that’s gav the chav, he’s some scumbag”
“Don’t cross me or I’ll give you a fellas number and heel sort you out…..it’s gav the chav btw”

Bang the Gavel

When you smoke weed to signify the end of a business meeting. Usually signified by tapping a pipe against a hard surface twice.
L: Yo Aaron, why are we still talking about the recipes.. We bang the gavel like 20 minutes ago..
A: Dam, you right.. Lets go to Taco Bell
Bang the Gavel by BootyPimples December 17, 2013

keeping up with the gavs

name a more iconic trio. ill wait.
person: omg its keeping up with the gavs!

the gavel 

the act of repeatedly slapping your now flacid penis on a girl's face after ejaculating on her face or in her mouth while exclaiming, "Court is adjourned!"
After a nice dinner with my wife, we retired to our bedroom for a night of intercourse. After finishing the act orally, I proudly gave the gavel to the mother of my children.
the gavel by noels701 November 16, 2007

The Gavel 

A sex act in which a man is having intercourse with a woman in the missionary position, and, when he is about to orgasm, pulls out his cock and shoots all over the girls stomach. Before losing his erection, he slaps the puddle of gizz on the girls stomach and proudly declares, "Justice has been served".
Can you believe Ned pulled the gavel on that tri-delt ho last night? It was like judge joe brown up in that bitch!
The Gavel by Tha Dogg October 1, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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