The Gallon

The Gallon is a unique specimen or as others may refer to it as the“Big Body”. The Gallon comes with great power as well as great responsibility for if it’s full power is unleashed it may tear the very fabric of our reality. Although to fuel his great gallon power he must consume a hefty amount of marijuana every day.

Person one: Bro is that a Gallon?
Person two: I hear the gallon
Person three: Don’t stare! I think we got his attention.

*Gallon walks over*
Gallon: Hey boys, got any weed?
Both person one and two: Nah man we chiefed our whole cart.

by Lichlord333 October 13, 2020

12 to the gallon

A slow, unproductive, lazy person, student or worker that will hinder a group or team from their objective. Basically saying someone is inefficient in terms of miles per gallon, because a car that gets 12 to the gallon is not worth driving, in turn a person that is slow is not worth choosing or working.

A: Ay les put him on our team for the Government Project

B: Naw maine, he 12 to the gallon

A: Oh, he like that?

B: Yea, that fool hecka slow. We-a neva finish wit him messn' stuff up

by M. Du May 10, 2005

The 55 Gallon Fish Tank

When you muff dive into a woman that is made of at least 55% body fat and come back out for air smelling like Nemo's abusive alcoholic uncle.

Hey Steve, you douchebag, after I took her out to a nice dinner at Popeye's we went back to her trailer where I gave her The 55 Gallon Fish Tank. Four showers later and I still can't wash her mush off my moustache. Overall, it was a great date with your sister. Asshole.

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 8, 2018

the whole gallon

The whole gallon and nothing but the gallon. Every last drop.

“Man, he just had the whole gallon”
“What a rascal, she should know that it is impossible to contain the whole gallon, its t h e gallon, no way.”

by CrimsonBeryl January 17, 2018

hoist the gallows

v. to frolic up a seafoam green hill while being chased by a chode monkey with a rope.

Hoist the gallows as fast as you can, Timmy!

by Princess Kevin the assassian March 21, 2011

The Gallo

The Gallo are a gay pirate band with 5 members

1: Did you see those pirates perform?

2: oh its just The Gallo

(ФwФ)

by Mothmanpartner November 23, 2021

the galleon

The act of asking for oral sex while riding the common amusement park ride, "the swinging pirate ship." The man is often denied and forced to wait for sex later.

Zack enjoyed the galleon for hours on end, it cost him many park tickets.

by Michelle Civic August 2, 2010