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A title given to the one who is more fruity than anyone else. Used for a guy to demolish his reputation and to be picked on thereafter. They are elected once a year at the Fruit Election on May 26th which is dubbed Fruit Day. They will then hold the title for that year and pass it on when the next election rolls around.
Student: Hey is that the legend himself ?
Student 2: Yeah I think it is! It's The Fruit!
Everyone: Ahahaahah!
The Fruit: (sigh)
The Fruit by Zeph The God November 23, 2020
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“Woah. That’s awesome. Is it from Amazon?”
“Yeah, bro.”
“Send me the fruit!”
The Fruit by Petebwhat December 29, 2023

The Fruit Loop

Dupont Circle in Washington, DC. The nickname is derived from the large gay population that lives in the neighborhood around the circle. A cultural center and destination for great dining and nightlife.
Yo, I was chilling at Dragonfly off the Fruit Loop.

The Fruit Roll Up 

A sex game played between a male and female. The male uses a Fruit Roll up as a condom as he preforms intercourse on the female. The first one to ejaculate has to eat left overs of said Fruit Roll up.
-"Dude I was totally fucking this sexy freak last night"
+" How do you know Broseph?!"
-"She asked me if I wanted to play The Fruit Roll Up!!"
The Fruit Roll Up by ask-one October 24, 2010

the fruit basket 

the opposite of a mangina.

when you bend over and show your balls and shaft (haha, BALLS AND SHAFT!) through your legs.

You need a big cockpiece
Wow, you cant even do the fruit basket cause you have a small dick haha!

Your fruit basket is copious!
the fruit basket by camalus April 1, 2004

the fruit basket 

penis and nuts showing through your squeezed legs.
aww shit bitch, your fruit basket makes me want to sit un your hard shaft and put it in my unlubricated vagina
the fruit basket by ben cassidy April 1, 2004

The Fruit Bowl 

consists of B-nanners, B-berry, Peaches, and Grapes.
The Fruit Bowl dances at School Of Dance Arts.
The Fruit Bowl by Bneace February 29, 2008
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