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The frosty finger 

The act of letting your hand get a frost bite, then inserting one of your fingers into a vagina.
My girlfriend was startled when I gave her the frosty finger!
The frosty finger by Trollenator October 20, 2014

The Frosty Anus

When you and your old lady are getting freaky and she wants to suck whipped cream off of your dick but all you have is cake icing, you make due. Before she can start sucking the icing off you flip her over and shove it in the exit ramp. Giving her THE FROSTY ANUS!
Thank god we had left over buttercream icing from my kids birthday cake. I gave momma THE FROSTY ANUS last night!

the frosty snowman 

when doing a doing a girl from behind in the kitchen, you flip her over and cum all over her face and breasts. you then shove her head into the freezer while continuing to bang her, only stopping when she is no longer conscious. After an unconscious state has been achieved, the male puts a top hat on her head, scarf on around her neck, and gives her a swift kick out the front door.
"Last night brooklyn asked for the frosty snowman, now she has frostbite on her giant ass and its still sore from the swift kick in the ass.

The frosty Valentine 

Where u boar a hole in a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, cry on it for lube, then fuck it till u fill the hole to the brim, put it back in the freezer, eat it and cry again.
“Do you not have any plans for Valentine’s Day?”

“Yes”
“What?”
The frosty valentine”
“What”
Urban dictionary it bitch”

The Frosty Slide 

When you slap bio-freeze on you dick and shove it in her ass and watch her freeze then squirm.

that'll be the frosty friday 

that day will never come; don't hold your breath.