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grease the friends 

This saying refers to quietly paying off those who help you do something.
If you get elected, Joe, we know you will grease the friends!

The Friendship Paradox 

when you and your friends have this friend that thinks he's the shit and make the decisions for everyone while you and your guys prefer the other friend who thinks that he knows what he's talking about and thinks he gets it better than you. but later you realize that the second friend doesn't do anything except complain about everything while you other friend ends up appologizing and everyone changes there opinion
1. yo joe

2. ya, whats up?

1. dylan was a total asshole at first, until he appologized now he's better, and noah is being what dylan was before, a douchbag guido

2. wow, theres a word for that, it's called The Friendship Paradox

1. ya, i know. we should shun noah

The Friendship Paradox 

when you and a group of friends have this one guy who thinks he's the shit and bosses everyone around and another who thinks he's tough and can out beat you at anything(at the beginning you like this guy) but you end up realizing that the first guy was just trying to be good and didn't want to push people around but is still kinda an asshole, but the second guy becomes twice as bad as the first guy in the beginning, this has happened to hundreds of people, and you know who you are
1. yo joe

2. ya,whats up?

1. you know dylan was an asshole before followed that 12 step program, but he's gotten slightly better as a friend; but now noah is being a total dipshit

2. wow, were stuck in The Friendship Paradox

1. i know, lets shun noah

The friends with benefits effect

This is the effect , where after you spend an extended period of time interacting with a friend with benefits otherwise known as a fuck buddy, resulting in the adoption of slight feelings towards your partner in fuckery, that threaten the nature of your strictly Mario kart playing and sexually orientated relationship.
The Friends with benefits effect - oh god , I think Iโ€™m starting to catch feelings

The friends bicycle club 

When a girl or guy dates a member of the opposite sex and dates/has sex with members of the exes group. Mainly a whore and is just trying to get closer to his/her ex.

AKA: the friends bicycle
G1: Wow Jamila is entering in the friends bicycle club cuz shes dating Adam.

G2: What a whore

The friends zone 

The friends zone is when a girl is not sexily interested in you. You are then labeled as just friend and it is hard to get out of. This is something you should avoid. But if this dose happen the it is just up to luck for you to get out of.
Tim: I met this girl and i really like her but she thinks we are just friends.

Bob: Well my friend you are fucked because that is called the friends zone.