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the franklin 500

2.3 mile loop in Franklin, Massachusetts. Popular in the 1990s by high school students to meet up and find out where everybody was getting drunk
"Let's go cruise the Franklin 500 and find out where everybody is getting fucked up tonight"

The Franklin 500

This was a driving loop in Franklin Massachusetts popular with high school kids, especially from Tri Country Regional Vocational Technical School, for many years. Because Tri County was a regional school The Franklin 500 attracted teenagers from several surrounding towns and was a social gathering. It started when Franklin Village Plaza outdoor shopping mall opened around 1987. The loop consisted of driving around Franklin Village Plaza, then east on rt 140 to McDonald's, around the parking lot, then West on rt 140 to the mall, over and over and over and over and over. If you wanted to meet a friend, you just had to park at one end of the loop, and wait and eventually your friend would drive by. One full loop was approximately 4.8 miles.
What do you want to do? I don't know, what do you want to do? Let's do the Franklin 500 in Derek's Firebird.
The Franklin 500 by JaanQ November 23, 2019

the Franklin Shocker 

When two or more girls are scissoring (Rubbing their vagina's together in a manor that resembles scissors) preferable with full bush's and then touch something metal. The static electricity formed from their muffs bumping uglys, shocks the person that touches the metal object.

see also The Shocking scissors
"Hey look we both have huge bushes! Lets scissor and then both grab a door knob, preforming the Franklin Shocker"!
the Franklin Shocker by Thick Pants October 21, 2010

The Ben Franklin 

the act of running a buzzer across the top of someone's head as they are fellating you, hence, rendering them bald on top and leaving their hair longer on the sides. (note: may be more successful when performed in a manner that appears spontaneous to the fellator).
I gave Desiree the Ben Franklin last night--she had her bifocals down around her mankles.

handshake the ben franklin 

Light manipulation of the boner to ensure pleasure.
I love to handshake the ben franklin during school.

The Ben Franklin 

When you use snuff and sneeze so loudly and often in polite company that you are asked politely to be the ambassador to France and meet European royalty.
Person A : Where is Ben from accounting ?

Person B: He got The Ben Franklin now he works in the basement department polishing his stapler .
The Ben Franklin by Urban Dick Tracey September 9, 2021
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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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