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The Flashbang 

When you're about to cum, aim for her eyes to blind your opponent then smack her in the back of the head and scream "Counter-Terrorists win!"
Example of "The Flashbang"
guy: pulls out and aims for her eyes
girl: "omg im blinded!"
guy: smacks her in the back of the head
guy: "counter-terrorists win!!!"
The Flashbang by AlexKK April 28, 2014
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The Flashbang 

You bust on a chicks eyelids and then while she cant see you just leave.
"bitch asked me to stay the night so i hit her with the flashbang"
The Flashbang by theFBomb47 March 25, 2022

the flashbang effect

When you get blinded by lies but after you can see the truth once it has warn off
Yo Joe, did you get the flashbang effect put on you?

The flashbang theory

The flashbang theory Is when a event happens and when people stop talking about the event, years later that event will be talk about from a person bring that events back in the public consciousness and discuss it with a new perspective years later, this caused a flashbang in the brain as they remember the event again
The flashbang theory can apply to tiktok, people sometimes will voice opinions in a short context, a person could upload a video talking about an event with a new perspective, causing people to bring it up again.
The flashbang theory by Ruleteal April 25, 2026

The brown flashbang 

You take diarrhea and the materials for a pipe bomb and make 2 cylinders and fill one up with diarrhea and one with gunpowder.

Its used in the same way as a normal flashbang but a big mess is added and it can blind the enemies with shit
The military uses The Brown Flashbang instead of the normal flashbang

The brown flashbang 

When you make a pipe bomb but add an extra pipe that has diorrhea in it to blind enemies with shit
The military uses the brown flashbang instead of normal flashbangs

The Flashing Bang

When your girlfriend or wife is waxing her vaginall pubic hairs, you procede to bang her in the asshole.
"My wife was so clean yesterday when I did the Flashing Bang to her! It was awesome!"
The Flashing Bang by Aliendest November 21, 2011
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