the envelope

When a man nuts in a girls ass cheeks, then leaves it there and she falls asleep. in the morning her ass cheeks are sealed shut!

"i gave your mom the envelope last night, i heard her cry the next morning when she peeled her asscheeks apart"

by hellweg May 16, 2008

push the envelope

to push it to the limit. to see how far you can go with something without getting caught.

Whoa she pushes the envelope in her risque music videos.

by Some random dude,somewhere out there in the lonly November 4, 2003

push the envelope

"stretch the limits" - to go further (in any field) than anyone or any group has done before. perhaps doing something that wasn't previously thought possible.

dude, that quadruple-backflip double-twist one-handed going backwards while blindfolded and sucking a lolly (deep breath) surf manoeuvre was really pushing the envelope.

by Smiff November 3, 2003

lick the envelope

Oral sex on a female.

She asked me to lick the envelope, and then I mailed that shit.

by akgirl November 20, 2009

Stuffing the Envelope

The sexual manuveur to take one's cock and balls and put or stuff them both into the woman's vagina.

Man, the new bitch at the office is so loose I ended up stuffing the envelope last night.

by Yerby August 17, 2006

Seal the Envelope

When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.

Man this girl was so drunk last night, I just had to seal her envelope.

by Andrew Schwartz October 1, 2003

sealing the envelope

the act of splooging in a partners anus and having them fall asleep. The next morning they wake up to the surprise of a glued butt hole

ben not w sealed chloes envelope

by Anonymous July 16, 2003