the downs 

short for someone who is acting like a moron instead of saying down syndrome.

charles: GO FORTH AND DIE! ok? jerk. satan. 666pounder
alex: ummm uhh he he haha i dunno?
charles: dude you have the downs

the downs by charles moffat August 13, 2007

The Downs Trap 

The 'Downs Trap' is a more direct translation of the words 'boobie trap' from Spanish to English, with a minor spin for a more fitting definition. This is a step by step tutorial on how to intimidate the spectrum by performing the Downs Trap move:

Step one: find a target, preferably with visible signs of autism, with difficulties of understanding social situations.

Step two: raise your hands high above your head to look bigger and more intimidating.

Step three: lock eye contact with the mentally disabled individual, blinking is optional.

Step four: start counting down from 20 in an intimidating voice, slowly raising your voice level.

Upon doing this move successfully, the target you have chosen will most likely be frozen in fear and unable to oppose any conflict, as their brain will be overloaded with confusion and primal terror. However, if your selected target responds with a retreat and occasional over-the-shoulder glances, you have failed the first step. Restart, pick your targets better and try again. And most importantly, don't forget to have fun!

Example 1:
Person 1 - "Where is Nick? I haven't seen him in a while."
Person 2 - "Oh I think someone performed the Downs Trap move on him"

Example 2:

Person 1 - "What happened to Ethan?"
Person 2 - "I saw him doing the Downs Trap move on Nick some time ago."

The Downs Trap by Dövent December 11, 2021

Got the Downs 

A phrase used to describe someone who has down syndrome or acts like they do.

Bill: Why is Alec running laps around the school?
Bob: He's got the downs.

Got the Downs by not the downs girl September 26, 2012

touch of the downs

When someone does something really stupid, or when someone has a really stupid look on their face. Its saying they are retarded.

John just locked his keys in the car while it was running. That fool has a touch of the downs.

That girl over there is nasty, she looks like she has a touch of the downs.

touch of the downs by Starvin07 January 25, 2008

Has the downs

Some One Who Is Or Is Acting Like a "Herp a Derp"

Bro, your project looks like it Has the downs.

Has the downs by BrAiNsLuShIe November 22, 2010

touch of the 'downs 

When one briefly suffers from slight retardation and lack of intelligence similar to downs syndrome. May also include a blank expression and an attraction to retarded shit like shiny metal.

-Braden was acting wierd today. He tried to masturbate with his left knee then stared at a urinal for 3 hours.
-Yeah I heard. He must have a touch of the 'downs.

touch of the 'downs by Sir Ty December 16, 2006

All of the downs and the uppers 

A reference to drugs, both depressants (downs) and stimulates (uppers). Commonly used together (alcohol and marijuana) to further remove one's self from reality than either one alone.

Tonight I'm trying all of the downs and the uppers

All of the downs and the uppers by kingjo3y June 13, 2016