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The Defenders 

4 badass superhero's save new York from the hand also one of the bad guys is daredevils ex girlfriend WHICH everyone thought that she was dead BUT NO but you see matt (aka daredevil) is just a massive simp over her so hes like bro ill die with you and then everyone has the guilt of leting daredevil die but no he didn't that's what they think the other superhero's are Luke cage, Jessica Jones, and iron fist so that is basically the whole show summarized I highly suggest watching the show (but netflix is removeing it so you can watch it on some illegal website)
Guy 1: Hey whats the best show ever
Guy 2: The defenders
Guy 1: how is it good?
Guy 2: It just is
Words you can keep

defenders of the internets 

An elite task force of ytmnders who hack, spam, and harass any sites that steal content from another. The ytmnd DOTIs have many allies, including folks from albino black sheep, 4chan (who, ironically, ytmnd gets most of its content from but notably not stolen), and occasionally a few other sites.

To be a defender of the internet is a great honor, even though any ytmnder can join. The DOTIs have their most power from raiding forums, and, in a few instances, causing them to crash. Often times ytmnders will reward themselves for their good deeds by causing tiny, defenseless, forums to crash for the fun of the hunt.

Most notable Defender of the internets victories include their causing of the ebaumsworld.com forums to collapse, due to excessive posting and account creation. This was an amazing victory all across the internet, for ebaumsworld.com is known for its excessive media stealing.
Another victory was the myspace-ytmnd war, in which the bastards at the Myspace Award Center stole a ytmnd icon and slapped a new name on it, claiming it to be their own. The elite DOTI hack taskforce, thankfully, hacked the side and slapped a big victory banner over the entire screen, in the form of the icon that had been stolen, with "Ytmnd LOL" written over it.

But one thing must be known about the defenders of the internets. If anything is ever stolen, you can call on them to get retribution.
Ebaum stole my video, ill call the defenders of the internets!

Defenders of the Resolute 

The motto of the USAF Security Forces. Latin translation is Defensor Fortis.
We are defenders of the resolute.

The Defender 

Noun
Origin: The Simpsons
"The Defender" is a large cinder block on a chain. it is used by swinging in a circular motion to bash people's skulls in.
Bart: Omg, someone's broken into our house!

Homer: Bart, get the Defender!
The Defender by qwerty_21 November 23, 2009

Defender of the Downtrodden 

A man known to officials only as "Mister E." (pronounced "mis-tuh-ree"), that watches over Baltimore's downtrodden. It is rumored that when he was a younger affluent man, he was jailed after being falsely accused of a crime that would have had him killed had he not been saved by a poor, uneducated, black man in his cell.
Man, you hear that the Defender of the Downtrodden has gotten another brother released from that slammer?

Look, a bird, a plane, the Defender of the Downtrodden.

Defender of the Holyland 

One of the greatest chads on ifunny. Ebic crusader and slayer of furries. Everybody likes defender. Only people with severe mental disabilities dislike defender.
normal person- "Defender of the Holyland is such a great guy"
retard- "I dernt lerk defredner"
God- "You don't deserve life"
retard- *turns to ash*
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