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The Day Of Dawn

When the meniscus of the sun lines up with the horizontal central axis of the moon, thus forming an alternate dimension in which the dilemma of the earth's southern hemisphere arranges perpendicularly to the rays of jupiter in which then exults an inner force of nuclear energy.
Niggas be niggering since the day of dawn.

THE DAY OF DEATH BRAIN

THE DAY OF DEATH BRAIN is the future days where stupid and cringe content will be all over the internet and shity cartoons like teen titans GO . A truly horiphic time period of our history .
exempel 1. OMG MORGZ AND CRINGE YOUTOBERS ARE ALL OVER THE INTERNET .AND teen titans go is the only cartoon on tv .THE DAY OF DEATH BRAIN HASE COME !

The Day Of Roscoe 

The day of Roscoe is December 24th What is the day of Roscoe you may ask? It's where anyone named "Roscoe" gets admin in discord servers and does whatever they want it's basically the purge but for people name "Roscoe"
Oh did you hear "The Day Of Roscoe" is tomorrow be careful!

The Day of Clowns 

The Day of Clowns is a date where we celebrate clowns. Taking place on November 26, we gift clowns and celebrate a year of the clowns survival in the world.
"OH SHIT! I forgot today was The Day of Clowns! I gotta get my cousin clown a gift!"
The Day of Clowns by Lubbi November 15, 2019

The Day of Ass-Slapping 

It is a legendary way, where all humans gather to celebrate slapping of ass. On November 13th, a Friday, each human being is to slap the ass of at least one person.
Mac: "Yo! It's The Day of Ass-Slapping!"
Dead: "Really?!"
Mac: "Hell yeah, c'mere boy."

The day of Depression 

Basically every Monday...
Jack: The day of depression is coming...
Bob: Crap...
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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