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The Steezy Danks 

Anything that is amazing or awesome in nature. Could refer to a sport, food, a girl, or a situation that is really cool.
Dude this essay is about to be the steezy danks.

Surfing that gnarly set is gonna be the steezy danks.
The Steezy Danks by The O.G. Master February 22, 2011

thomas the dank engine 

An accurate representation of the chug life.
When Thomas the Dank Engine puts the clip in his AK he slays from far away, everybody hit the D.E.C.K.
thomas the dank engine by dankm7 December 5, 2015

the dank korns 

A predominantly high school student group that (at least one member) get fucked up on a daily basis. The Dank KornS are involved in trafficking drugs, as well as the extortion of other people.
Dude 1: dude, see that dude right there?

Dude 2: yeah, what's up with him dude?

Dude 1: dude I think he's in "The Dank KornS".

Dude 2: Aweh shit, let's get the fuck out if here dude.

Frank the Dank 

Similar to the nickname from old school. Frank the dank is usually a nickname given to someone who can smoke large amounts of weed. Frank the Dank is ONLY a nickname for true stoners. Instead of running naked in the street, someone referred to as Frank the Dank is probably giggling on a couch eating cheese puffs.
Dude 1: man how are you still awake?
Dude 2: I don't know I guess thats why they call me Frank the Dank
Frank the Dank by alexanderdagreat September 30, 2011

The Danes 

The Danes are the greatest fucking people of the world. And much better than those wannabes to Norway and Sweden. We are the true vikings and don't speak funny. They do! They stole our language! Denmark came first and then we invented Lego. The best invention ever!!!
The Danes are wonderful people and much prettier than the people from Norway and Sweden. Those cocksuckers.
The Danes by AChrisp January 19, 2017

crank the dank 

A term used when referring to smoking weed.
"Yo me and tim are finna crank the dank layer, you down?"

Matt got caught cranking the dank by randall.
crank the dank by In the can June 6, 2016