The Crockpot 

When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina, and returns to eat it 4-8 hours later, depending on the season.

Lance: "We're going out for burgers, wanna go?"
Gary: "No thanks. My old lady let me give her the crockpot this morning."

Lance: "Lucky."

The Crockpot by Mitch Nasty February 3, 2015

The Crockpot 

When your girlfriend mother drives 10 hrs having to shit, but instead ofew stopping to poo, she let's it brew until she gets to your house then paints your toilet and walls.

Dammit Linda, you did the crockpot again. My toilet looks like an atomic shit bomb went off.

The Crockpot by Spanky J May 2, 2015

Topping off the crockpot 

Getting stewed; Getting stewie; Getting drunk/drinking.

Hey what are you up to tonight?
Not much just Topping off the crockpot trying to find a party.

Topping off the crockpot by Swat Team May 12, 2007

Beans in the crockpot 

Drank a lot of beer night before, stomach hurting bad. Got the shits, but have a chub growing in my pants. Roll your chick over, take some cream cheese and fuck her back door. As youre about to shoot your load, quickly drop the beer shit in her mouth. Then blow your wad right on top. Thus simulating a bowl of chili with warm sour cream on top.

Dude, my chick was looking hot this morning. But I had the beer shots bad. So I fucked her and finished with a “beans in the crockpot”. It was haaaaaard

Beans in the crockpot by The evil doctor December 21, 2019

chili in the crockpot 

When you have to go to the bathroom, poop, or take a dump.

"Is the bathroom free? I've got chili in the crockpot."

chili in the crockpot by Matt the Crapper January 3, 2014

If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot

Don’t put yourself in a situation you aren’t prepared for.

Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*

Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”

If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot by Bootyboy303 May 28, 2019

Brisket-in-the-crockpot 

Lika a Dutch lobster. Only beefier

The "brisket-in-the-crockpot" is like a Dutch lobster. Only beefier

Brisket-in-the-crockpot by MoCoo September 30, 2013