the craven

The Craven is the poker hand QJ. It is a terrible hand that Crustacean Craven believes is a monster in a heads up situation

Crustacean Craven foxxed king salmon in a heads up game when he raised preflop with the craven, only to flop top two pair against Salmon's legitimate hand AQ. Salmon proceed to tell crustacean that he is fucking horrible and that he fuckin hates him

by King Salmon March 2, 2005

The Craven Payne

Smashing dirty slews doggy-style while fist pumping with shades on inside.

Man i took that trick home and did the craven payne on her!

by Jersey ""ECU" Shore September 29, 2010

craving the cock

when you really need a good pounding; you want to fuck very badly

Kim Hall is craving the cock.

by Hannah February 16, 2003

Hickety heck I crave the death

Something you say when you're feeling suicidal, but you don't want the person you're talking to to be worried.

My bf just broke up with me... hickety heck i crave the death

by ABitCloserToDorime July 10, 2020

Craving the walk home

In the southern tier region of New York state (more specifically Binghamton NY, "craving the walk home" is slang or colloquial term for walking back to ones residence from a particularly far distance after either leaving a function, bar, restaurant, or friends place of residence. This activity usually happens late at night while one is intoxicated.

Person 1: hey why are you in the middle of nowhere on snapmap?
Person 2: I am obscenely plastered and I am craving the walk home back to my dorm; I will be back in an hour.

by Craver4849374832 February 13, 2023

The Pregnancy Craving Shield

When pregnant women eat junk food with no positive nutritional qualities and claim that it's a craving, they're using the pregnancy craving shield.

"Could you go out and get me another two bags of chips? And a deep fried pizza slice?"

"Really?"

"I'M CRAVING IT!"

"Jesus, put the pregnancy craving shield down already. I'll get it for you. Just stop looking at me like I'm a man-sized chicken leg."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

craving the mineral

to climb nearly 90 degree mountainsides to lick salt deposits off the stone

jimmy be craving the mineral,what a goat!

by 666CreativeUsername666 January 10, 2015