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The champ 

1. The act of ejaculating in a woman's face; usually unexpected.

2. Used figuratively to express victory. Usually used in conjunction with an adjective. See The Proverbial Champ
1.
Zac: i'm most likely going to give stacia the champ

Luke: The champ? Is that when you cum on her face?

Zac: i wouldnt do that to her

Luke: i know, but i'm going to call it "the champ" from now on

2.
Person 1: Man, I really gave Jen the champ in an argument about abortion.

Person 2: The Proverbial Champ?

Person 1: No, just the regular champ.
The champ by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004
Words you can keep

The Champ 

Got that SPEED, STRENGTH, and DEXTERITY!
What real champs are, unlike a certain one who has negative skill. The champs are proud people...
The Champ by Hello Mario December 18, 2021

The Champ is Here 

Usually yelled to draw attention and act cool. Most people do it just to act like total morons though.
Guy 1: *walks into a party* THE CHAMP IS HERE!
Guy 2: What the fuck are you doing you retarted asshole. *punches guy one in the face for acting like a moron*
The Champ is Here by Vin Fata July 13, 2004

spank the champ. 

Ain't getting no 'tang, I'm gonna spank the champ.
spank the champ. by penguintaco October 4, 2009

wrestling the champ 

That bitch teased me so bad that I ended up going home and wrestling the champ to get rid of my blue balls
wrestling the champ by Gary L February 18, 2007

Champ The Champ 

Champ The Champ, a person so masculine and gorgeous he could blind you. As He Champs the Champ And wears pampers to solo all of his enemies, and solos any memeverse and Anime to exist. Stay mad if you don't believe it.

His rival, Damp The Damp also solos.
Champ The Champ, He solos your favorite verse, by the way stay mad!
Champ The Champ by ChampTheChamp September 1, 2021

Put it in the champ

To put yours or someone’s penis in another’s anus or butthole
She didn’t want to get pregnant so I put it in the champ.
Put it in the champ by girtsmith September 6, 2021
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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