the cafe 

Its prononuced as The Kaf. Its a shorter way of saying cafeteria.

Hey. Meet me in the Cafe in 5 minutes.

the cafe by L-Zho July 4, 2007

The owner of the cafe in Cytus 2 

The owner of the cafe in cytus 2 is a person who gives free drinks to a furry who is involved in internet terrorism and is keeping a singer hostage. Dont look that up in google

Person 1: Hey, is that The owner of the cafe in Cytus 2?
Person 2:Yeah, and he is with Neko

The owner of the cafe in Cytus 2 by KatsukistarkugoAndMaythePillow March 22, 2022

Working at the Café 

Excuse I make when I find out that {ENTER NAME HERE} is cheating on me but i dont want to believe it.

Concerned friend: Yo bro I saw her getting freaky wit sum bois from school

"Bro" : No way she was working at the café

Working at the Café by Hopeless boy69420(70) January 4, 2020

Lady of the Café 

A low-grade female gold digger who exploits dates for meals. Is known to say “chivalry is dead” whenever confronted. Derived from the euphemism “Lady of the Night”, which means prostitute.

Tanya is a Lady of the Café. She’s had seven dates this week, and it’s Thursday.

Lady of the Café by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

The Rainforest Café 

Large jungle-themed restaurant owned by the Landry's Corporation. Typically falls just short of pimping out its employees in its never-ending quest to squeeze every last goddamn dime out of customers. Often mistakes the criteria for what makes a rainforest animal (note: Kodiak Grizzlies do not live in the rainforest) and what constitutes an appropriate rainforest soundtrack (note: nix the jazz flute and the country rock ballads). Management handpicks leering hispanic men and manic fucktard douchebags to round out the staff. Don't snap on the retail girls because you don't understand the dynamics of capitalism.

Man: Wtf there is a petite mexican man inside that 6' tree frog costume. Why is he bipedal, why does he stink of febreze.
Woman: Why, that's Cha Cha! The Rainforest Café's lovable mascot here to lift your spirits and enliven your child's day.
Man: I've decided to go batshit insane on the next person to take my picture for $5.99 or offer me membership to their Safari Club program.
Woman: Why is it so loud in here? The foliage overhead is extremely dusty. Are those fish real? Those uniforms are fugly.

The Rainforest Café by Tuki March 24, 2008

The Ace Cafe 

1. Roadside Cafe off the North Circular, London
2. Most Famous haunt of the Great Rocker,Greasers, Ton-Up boys in 60s England
3. Fantastic Place
4. Heaven for Those whos gods are Barry Sheene, Mike "the Bike" hailwood etc, and anyone who loves bikes and the smell of Castrol R spillin from a Hundred Trummies, Bezzers etc

Rocker at The Ace Cafe: Hey how bouts we meet up ere saturday in the mornin' n ride down to Brighton
Rocker 2: Yeh give the bikes a blast take the birds for a good time, knock some Mods of their poxy hair dryers

The Ace Cafe by Chuck"Ton-up" Parker September 12, 2008

dine out at the poontang cafe 

The act of orally stimulating the female genitals.

As soon as I get your knickers off, I'm gonna dine out at the poontang cafe all night long.

dine out at the poontang cafe by nurseblade September 26, 2006